sos
United States
Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
snoooore
Gloucester, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered I have narcolepsy. During a driving test. FML
NotDrunk
San Antonio, United States
Today, I was pulled over by a policeman. He thought I was drunk, after doing the "walk in a straight line" test and the "finger-to-nose" test. It wasn't until after I got a fine that I got it through to him that I have cerebellar ataxia, and that I wasn't drunk. FML
jojo
United States
Bladder control
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML
DWIcop
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Unfair
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
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MrBoredGuy 1
so get drunk and try again
Absocold 0
This is why I practice balance and saying the alphabet backwards.
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melmeldolphin 8
Well you might as well just be drunk all the time then. Disclaimer: I do not endorse drunk driving.
percawesome 0
The word you're looking for is condone, not endorse. it's good you don't do either though :)
SirEBC 7
*Signs check*
the4starr 3
wow O_o you sure you were sober?
THEmuffinpan 0
I can't say the alphabet backwards sober either. I must be mentally incompetent! D:
mightymart 5
be a cop.. then you can break the law whenever you want
Suavis 4
how does that make sense?
sneakers9394 0
Ahaha win.
hobo5 0
oh really?
CaptainJ1000 1
In the future, just demand the breathalyzer. tell them you don't feel like obliging their stupid games.
fatcow282 8
True
1121osu2110 0
it's ok... I can't either
phatdaddy62 23
I'm a Criminal Defense Attorney. Most people can't perform the FST's, drunk or sober.
phatdaddy62 23
I'm a Criminal Defense Attorney. Most people can't perform the FST's, drunk or sober.
F_U_imcrippled 0
I can do the alphabet backwards no problem just watch...zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba ;) seriously tho if you concentrate it's not that hard to say out loud.