sam
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
Canada
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
gus98
Los Angeles, United States
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
whoneedsdumbcars
United States
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
jack1057
Phoenix, United States
Smooth criminal
Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Anonymous
San Jose, United States
Rollin'
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
erineilis
United States
Public freakout
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
dreefsa
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice try, bozo
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
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SereniLove 0
what an ass.
TXCandy 3
license plates??? u should have run faster!
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SereniLove 0
what an ass.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
here's what I would do. find out who he is, frame him for sleeping with his bosses wife/husband. so that his wife gets pissed at him and leaves, this is where I am the nice caring rebound guy. then I would film myself with his wife I send it to him. revenge complete.
Alanah101 0
Have you actually done this before? lol. Sounds like something out of a movie.
IronZombie 0
good plan dude. make him eat his parents too. Eric cartman style
yake12 0
and I assume you were to busy thinking of what a good fml post that situation would make, you forgot to look at his license plate #??
percawesome 0
Love this comment. Vast jungle of assuming morons xD
SirEBC 7
It's kind of difficult to post a decent comment without making some kind of assumption, given that the stories are only a few sentences long. :P
RedPillSucks 33
Take his license plate and call the cops on him. Hit and run is illegal.
cradle6 13
38- exactly. op obviously had a clear view to get a license plate. cops take hit and runs very seriously.
Idc666 0
To be fair, we dont know if he had a clear view or not; the other guy could have sidewiped OP and paused before he kept on going, been obscured by other traffic, turned a corner, etc. Or maybe the hit and run guy didnt even HAVE a license plate. Or maybe OP didn't have his glasses on at the time. Or maybe he didn't have anything to write it down on. Or maybe OP indeed wrote down the plate number and reported it but left that part out since there is only a max of 300 characters for FMLs. Point is, we just don't know.
FistFightingJesu 0
sucks to be you
humzizzl3 0
I wouldve chased after his gayy ass
TXCandy 3
license plates??? u should have run faster!
MaddaCheeb 0
asshole.
TheDrifter 24
Do people often laugh when they see you running op?
mightymart 5
"running" at him?! that sounds a little overreacting doesnt it?! are you that kind of short-tempered wacko that would beat up someone over a traffic accident?!
givants 0
what do you suppose he should have done?? laugh and joke about it as some dumbass just hit his second biggest purchase of his life.. yeah
mightymart 5
i have been involved in accidents and Never did i run like a maniac at people.. i calmly Check if everybody's alright then wait for the cops and do the paperwork... accidents happen, why throw a fit about it..
Darkangelxx1234 0
i Agree w/ 10 . What Else Would You Do , a Person Hit Your Car And Left . Youur Just Gonna Stand There ?
mightymart 5
the op said he was running towards him before he knew he was gonna drive away
mobetta126 0
When I read it, I assumed OP was a distance away when they saw their car get hit and was running towards the accident to talk to the other driver. The other driver saw OP, was not interested in handling things like an adult, so he/she drove away laughing...
CaptainJ1000 1
I couldn't help but laugh, you were wearing gimp suit in broad day light.
islandz 0
u shudv laughed and sed it was his dads and watch his reaction :)