Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML
Today, I learned that my hair color is classified as "Buttered Toast". FML
Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
That stinks... Sorry guys
Riya2595 15
Blonde and dark hair. At least I hope you don't smell like a skunk! :)
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Comments (111)
Calyx_fml 22
...and quack like a duck.
hateevryone 15
That's horrible. You know how haters are.
wisecatlady123 11
People have no class these days.
snippit 18
I fell ur pain but I'm reverse skunk
Cassandrax731 5
Is your name Zayn Malik?
Cassandrax731 5
Oops, ignore that. I didn't realize that OP is a girl.
qazxfhhfyubchk 5
That was actually the first thing I thought of when I read this FML! :)
sublimaze 6
Hairdressers in Texas call it the "Fiesta look" because 90% of the Mexican women ages 15-35 do it.
JessieLeigh97 4
Then don't get thick blonde highlights with near black hair. xD sorry but really, it looks bad.
jackjackmillar 1
Jack Barakat?!
Chinman05 4
Haha you sound pretty. :)
JTard 2
Wow.,.