fmyboss
People never learn
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
simon
Mommy's boy
Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML
Mnnn
Mom! No!
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Anonymous
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Kid
United Kingdom
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Teenage riot
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
failedgamer01
Mount Laurel, United States
Grind mindset
Today, someone I work with embarrassed me in front of everyone in my job; because I wasn’t doing something the way she liked during our meeting this morning. I ended up crying in front of my boss. FML
lamelifeguard
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Morrison, United States
STOP!
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
WTF, Mom??
Collegeville, United States
Funny how?
Today, one of my coworkers decided it'd be funny to tell our boss that I made creepy comments about his teenage daughter. The worst part is that the aforementioned lying coworker is my mother. I wish I was joking. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Jacare, Brazil
New hire
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Top comments
Mathalamus 25
Sounds about normal.
Charlie Given 28
Wow sounds like they need to pull their heads out of their ass's and get their priorities straight they our supposed to be a better influence for the kids their responsible for, If it were me I'd report both of them to whoever is overseeing the camp.
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Comments (5)
Mathalamus 25
Sounds about normal.
Inkoseh 33
Maybe they were testing you to make sure you were still fit for the job! (Seriously, sucks though. Sorry OP. Are you also really young?)
Charlie Given 28
Wow sounds like they need to pull their heads out of their ass's and get their priorities straight they our supposed to be a better influence for the kids their responsible for, If it were me I'd report both of them to whoever is overseeing the camp.
RichardPencil 32
A whole camp for anti-bullying? That can't Be Best for anyone!
AmbrosiaFan 19
How exactly were they making fun of you?