Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML
Today, I learned that my hair color is classified as "Buttered Toast". FML
Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
That stinks... Sorry guys
Riya2595 15
Blonde and dark hair. At least I hope you don't smell like a skunk! :)
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Comments (111)
klx125cross 9
Bitches.... I think that looks kinda hot:)
waterlily251 3
Think that's bad I did the same thing not only do ones at work call me it but my friends and family to.. At Halloween my mum forced me to be a skunk because she thought it would be great have everyone have a good old laugh at me ... Goodbye self esteem
uhnevermind 24
Why is everyone saying she's beautiful no matter what? If people are making fun of her for it, then it probably looks terrible. Besides, if a guy had posted this FML the majority of people would say he deserves it.
klovely22 13
42- If it looks bad, then they should just say that. They wouldn't want someone talking behind their back, they shouldn't do it to someone else.
klovely22 13
If they don't like it, then they should say that. They wouldn't want someone talking shit behind their backs, they shouldn't do it to someone else.
Celina_Lune 20
Do they have anything better to talk about, or think about, besides your hair? Like work, perhaps? But anyways, sorry OP! It sounds like your coworkers are immature and idiotic.
bnp395 6
Ha! Me and my co-workers do the same thing to a girl at my work.
olpally 33
That's mean and rude! :(
bnp395 6
Nah she really did look like a skunk though. Cause her highlights were more like thick stripes in her hair. It was bad. Haha
koolkat27 13
That's still incredibly mean and rude.
PandaSpots 10
What if the girl you make fun of was the girl from the FML. That would be HILARIOUS!!!
bnp395 6
Nah it's not cause my co-worker just got her hair re-done today.
ebonyirony 29
Still mean.
hailezz349 5
Hmm howd you find out?
curleyQ97 9
Zayn Malik?
TheArchAngel 8
Who in their right mind insults an extremely large fandom?
moofy9992 4
Omg! I get called the same cuz the top of my hair is blonde and the bottom brown and my roots are dark. I feel your pain!
worldclassrager 41
blonde is really different than white...so the skunk is not inflicted toward you...toward someone else...
MerrikBarbarian 9
Hey skunks are awesome animals! Be proud to be a skunk. :)