Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML
Today, I learned that my hair color is classified as "Buttered Toast". FML
Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
That stinks... Sorry guys
Riya2595 15
Blonde and dark hair. At least I hope you don't smell like a skunk! :)
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Comments (111)
ImTheAlpha 30
You don't deserve it unless yøur hair is black or dark brown, and the highlights are platinum blonde, and the highlights are really just one platinum blonde streak on the top of yøur head when you're wearing a ponytail, and you always wear a ponytail, which makes yøur head look like a skunks ass. One girl at my school did that and the only reason she hasn't been told directly is because she's super popular, a total bitch, and a drama queen whø will dø anything for attention. I've heard that description from almost everyone who's met her. If someone tells her, she starts crying and says that the person called her ugly and other stuff.
hallix 21
Oh, hello Zayn.
Isoldael 27
25 - you "go to work" by sending your boss a picture of you and making him put it on your desk chair then? ... That might not be such a bad idea...
koolkat27 13
It's pretty obvious blonde highlights don't mix well with dark hair.
FlyingPie 17
#29: Interesting that you misused "their" (when it should be "they're") but then used "they're" correctly later in the same sentence.
PandaSpots 10
It was probably a mistake. Why be a bitch?
FlyingPie 17
I'm not trying to be a bitch. I just see a lot of people misuse those words, when it really isn't that hard to use them properly..
LeatherCabbage 4
Are you sure it's not "The *****"?
Buzzy123 7
Better then "The *****"
jayhawkchik 4
Blonde highlights on dark hair look awful .get a new stylist.
fryles1998 0
I'm pretty sure this is Zayn Malik in disguise... Hahaha
TheArchAngel 8
At least it's not "The *****"!