Today, I realized that if I died tomorrow, the only photos available for my funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filled yearbook photos, and several pictures from my MySpace days, where I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've had so many family members die in the past 4 years, I now think of which pictures would look good at people's funerals when I look through photo albums. FML
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
Today, my dad died recently and as I was going through photos of his bucket list trip to Paris, I realised I’m not in a single damn one of the photos. Why? Because during all the big photo moments, I was the stupid bastard taking the pictures. Now I have no photos of us together on his last trip. FML
Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML
Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to post a throwback photo of myself in high school on Facebook. I didn't realize I was still logged into my work account. Now all my colleagues and clients have seen my awkward teenage years, complete with braces, pimples, and an unfortunate haircut. FML
Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
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SarcasticUnicorn 9
Well then go out and take awesome pictures of yourself!
alstbv12 13
What's "MySpace"??
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SarcasticUnicorn 9
Well then go out and take awesome pictures of yourself!
random_jay 6
Don't forget to instagram them. Then it's true photography, obviously.
pokefan813 16
Spare us the duck faces PLEASE!
freshberries22 17
Yea it's definitely time to get out there and put some pictures of you and your friends doing random shit on Facebook and this time you can control how you look
Psych101 9
9- Also, making the picture black and white immediately makes it artistic.
LuminousKing 7
Just please don't do the duck face.
sens3sfailing 25
Plus you can always get some high school portraits that you like edited so there is no acne. That has made my high school pictures so much better.
mcintosh123 15
I feel your pain OP
gc327072 31
34-nono, must be sepia!
sens3sfailing 25
It was just acne edited out. That was it, I'm sorry for not making that more clear. Taking out acne shows people your real face and not some red bumps a lot of teenages had trouble with like I did. I was self conscience about my acne but seeing my face without it made me more confident in myself back then. I'm a guy by the way, girls wear makeup and you are calling me fake? Get your priorities straight.
Dadothy 8
I love the wording of this fml
scarey3443 1
I know me to "whiter than Edward Cullen's ass" made me laugh so hard.
happyday123_321 2
Nicely put! I was thinking the same thing!
alstbv12 13
What's "MySpace"??
Dadothy 8
It's when someone sits in your spot and you yell, "MySpace!"
Dadothy 8
It's when someone sits in your spot and you yell, "MySpace!"
Delta2Almanac 7
I thought it was something from far far away.. . Us 90's kids were some of the last to see it perish in a dark deep black hole in the universe.
pcentral 17
You could probably watch a documentary about it on the History Channel
Delta2Almanac 7
^win. If only the history channel gave actual history shows still. That's a thing of the past as well
nonnieluv 9
Like MTV playing music
Jaxx66 21
I miss MTV. I now watch 'pop up video' on VH1 whenever I can... It's so fun.
ASD_K 11
It's this thing.. That's um... My space. It's where I am. I think. There's this other Myspace thing, I think the last time I was on it I fell off of my dinosaur.
klovely22 13
75- You failed. Big time.
j_cat187 20
I miss decent music and life without cellphones. Even social networking sites seem to have more downsides than upsides. Times have changed.
PrettyKookieToo 8
Dude, you're 19. That is a little early to start reminiscing about "the good old days".
laden_swallow09 35
75- You tried too hard.
ASD_K 11
I never even commented on this, I think my little brother got my phone. I know you've heard excuses like this, but he's just insanely annoying. My profile pic is of him too. He changed it >.>
Artures_way1 23
Gosh I feel old!!!
MelissaRoo2 6
You have no time to waste then! You are never guaranteed tomorrow. Get plenty of great pictures taken of you with everyone you surround yourself with.:)
j5p332 6
That last part could be part of the problem..... Haha
itsalanis 25
What are you waiting for? Get that camera out!
flutter4 7
That's what I was thinking
xNiiiiiCKx 4
YDI for ever having coon tails. and for not having a social life.
ManInTheMachine 20
Just because she doesn't have many photos of herself doesn't mean she doesn't have a social life. I have plenty of friends that I hang out with, and I hate taking pictures. Not everyone is a self-absorbed asswipe.
AClassActx3 7
So liking to take pictures makes you self absorbed. O.
ManInTheMachine 20
58-Please don't twist my words, because that isn't what I said. It's okay to like taking pictures, but having a shit-ton of pictures of yourself just for the sake of 'having a social life' IS self-absorbed.
ManInTheMachine 20
An example would be posting pictures of yourself on Facebook just to impress your friends.
iHeartRKO 5
I agree with manin.. To the people that need to be in every picture that is snapped that is self absorbed.
ebonyirony 29
And bathtub photos. Hopefully not recent ones.
immason 0
i would usually say duck faces arent attractive but youre pretty cute lol and pringles are da bomb i wish i had some :(
ebonyirony 29
It's homage to the stupidity of duck facing :) thanks
twinkiefeets 17
That is a great version of the hated duck face! Op try doing that!
immason 0
whaaaa? an attractive funny skyrim player hellz yeah ;)
ebonyirony 29
Lol thanks babe.
j_cat187 20
#8. Why not?
pcentral 17
At least your horrible photos might help to lighten the mood a little at your funeral
CantusVulpis 12
Yeah, they might laugh at how horrible they were...
ThaBoss12 12
swag!!
john443 5
^ No
ImTheAlpha 30
S W A G: Something Whiny Assholes Got.
N3766 20
But I am nobody...