Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML
Today, I learned that my hair color is classified as "Buttered Toast". FML
Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
That stinks... Sorry guys
Riya2595 15
Blonde and dark hair. At least I hope you don't smell like a skunk! :)
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Comments (111)
mpj13 8
That stinks... Sorry guys
Dadothy 8
Aaaaand here comes the thumb downs
Delta2Almanac 7
awe you beat me too it.. Smell ya later then.
namyo 13
9- Gary oak reference?
ebonyirony 29
Gary ******' Oak!!!! You want your 8th gym badge? Who has it 1st? Gary ******' Oak! Beat the elite four? Gary ****** Oak. You're going down on your wife. GARY ******' OAK did it first.
AlexDeBrazil 1
Y no puede cambiar su foto?
iHeartRKO 5
Was Gary ****** Oak a hipster?
happyday123_321 2
For you #6
AlexDeBrazil 1
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nado13579 12
1- The only FML where a comment like that is pure gold!
Eluveitie 9
Same thing happened to me when I got my highlights. XD
Riya2595 15
Blonde and dark hair. At least I hope you don't smell like a skunk! :)
gc327072 31
I don't see what's wrong, sounds sexy enough...
Ynasia 5
Out-perform them at work. Then see who's laughing.
KeannaLove 32
I suggest you find a new stylist... Or a nice hat:)
devandanae 11
Not the stylists fault
laurenanna13 3
#7 just what I was going to say! it IS the stylists fault for letting her leave looking like that. I'm a hairstylist and I would never let a client leave if there was one bad thing you could say about their hair, that's my job!!!!!!!!
Velnaa 17
But sometimes people don't listen to their hair stylist. Plenty of times I've had something done against my hairdresser's wishes!
pcentral 17
At least you're providing your colleagues with amusement. I know it's at your expense, but still...
freshberries22 17
Very true body odor is worse than any bad hair style
bestnameright 14
Why don't you take more pictures? Go take some!
Firuzzy 10
Wrong post, You're thinking of the post before.
I_lost_the_game 25
No, the post after, not before
iHeartRKO 5
13 y u trollin
Firuzzy 10
31 the post after this one is about the brawl at the workplace. The one before is about him not having enough pictures.
freshberries22 17
Who's to say that your coworkers have good taste clearly they're jealous and couldn't rock blonde highlights keep doing you and forget those haters
ebonyirony 29
I bet you look cute anyway, OP! **** those jerks. (not literally tho :)
pokefan813 16
I don't think having sex with them will solve the problem...
ebonyirony 29
Lol i just said not literally, kid.
pokefan813 16
Oops... I totally skipped over the last part. *goes back to cave*
ebonyirony 29
Here, take this. POKÉFAN813 received HM05. HM05 is FLASH! Use it to light your way!
skyshrouder 1
Or, POKEFAN813 uses hm02, and flies away. Ridicule 0, pokefan813 1
TzHaar_Joh_Zuhai 4
Wild chaziard appeared! Pokéfan813 sent out pikachua! Any1 remember the rest?
ebonyirony 29
No. You ruined it. I tried to help his mistake. And you just didn't know when to stop. *princess fit*
kxxjoejoexxk 8
Fml in a nuttshell here guys
TColby 12
Just keep doing what you want OP, the relative importance of their opinions is little to none in the scheme of things.