Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML
Today, it’s been over 15 months since I’ve had sex with my fiancé. We’re getting married next month. Now I'm wondering if we’ll have sex at all on our honeymoon. FML
Today, I'm on my honeymoon. My husband and I cannot consummate our marriage, because his penis has an open wound due to… vigorous masturbation. FML
Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
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Leviathan_fml 0
ouch. have sex anyway.
KPACOTKA 0
YOUR LIFE DOES SUCK.... BUT NOT FOR LONG
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Comments (201)
Herropreez17 0
GO FOR IT!!! IT WILL TOTALLY BE WORTH IT IN THE END!!!
hateevryone 15
so? you can wait......can you?
tserrurier 0
do it anyway. getting laid is worth it
tfallentopieces 8
that sucks and all but if a doctor says you shouldn't have sex ... you probably shouldn't have sex ._.
vhillsflove 0
Guess you shouldn't have been a stressed out bridezilla!
Migole 36
This was written by the groom...
xFreexHopex 0
It's alright. Just tell your hubby uCan't have sex for awhile. Not really a big problem. =)
emmakkate 0
Ha!! I'm sorry!
TheShamasher 0
I was gonna say fyl but its just Anonymous putting up a fake FML....
xXcaraXx 2
Don't worry u will plenty of time to do it with ur new wife ?
carolina112004 0
That sucks! I'm sure you'll be fine though. I had a uti the whole time I was on my honeymoon :( now that's worst