Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML
Today, it’s been over 15 months since I’ve had sex with my fiancé. We’re getting married next month. Now I'm wondering if we’ll have sex at all on our honeymoon. FML
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Today, I was supposed to get married. Unfortunately, it was cancelled because of the coronavirus. FML
Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Fiancé is probably cheating on you.
Brightside86 31
Even if they aren't cheating, it's really telling that they won't tell you the real reason.
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Comments (10)
Chazzster 32
Fiancé is an idiot.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Fiancé is probably cheating on you.
Glitterbaby2613 20
well a marriage is a lot deeper meaning, just wait, it'll be the best honeymoon romance ever 💕💕💕
Crowned Sataness 12
start digging. they're probably cheating on you.
Brightside86 31
Even if they aren't cheating, it's really telling that they won't tell you the real reason.
peterblackmer91 12
You can't have a wedding rihjt now. You can get married.
Zetuga055 3
thats cheating talk if ever ive heard it
randybryant799 21
Take the hint.