Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
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bettyc4 26
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!
K_kanaka 26
Dirty mouth? Clean it with, Orbit.
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Comments (161)
quadricorn23 0
Butt paste!!!!!! Yummy
pagullarka 9
Uhmm, you're into that stuff :)
Devin91 20
That's nasty, get him back.
LightlyFalling 1
I don't see how the dog could have gotten to cat poop if cats poop in litter boxes.. Unless they have a cat
pattipan 7
Dogs are able to sniff out buried cat poop, dig it up and scarf it down. My best friend's dog is impossible to walk. The whole walk is spent with this thing straining his leash in his zeal to get to the neighbors' flower beds, dig up the cat shit and eat it. To some dogs cat shit is like caviar and they will do anything to get their mouths on it.
astronobob 0
Toxoplasmosis, hooray!
Kacieem 3
You didnt notice? Im sorry FYL
Shabbsessed 0
who the hell brushes their dogs teeth?!
musicluvr2000 11
Oral hygiene
thatonetroll 0
Your breath smells like shit. Zing!
GypsyRover 0
Ur breath is so bad ppl look forward to ur farts. Lol
jbsington 8
Am I the only one surprised by the fact that his dog has a toothbrush?
pattipan 7
These days there are a ton of dog products. You can get dog toothbrushes and toothpaste in most pet stores. One of my neighbors bought a doggy stroller online. She puts the dog in the stroller and walks it like it's a baby. The purpose of walking a dog is so that it will get exercise and also walking a dog, particularly after meals, induces it to take a shit so this dolt is completely missing the point of walking a dog. How can he exercise and launch his crap if he's riding in a stroller? Now all that can happen is her dog gets fat and ***** and pisses in the stroller.