Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
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bettyc4 26
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!
K_kanaka 26
Dirty mouth? Clean it with, Orbit.
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Comments (161)
1happymummy 14
Cat poo contains parasitic worms doesnt it?
user12345678901 0
No it contains marshmallows and rainbows!
1happymummy 14
Alright arsewipe.
KaelaKhaotic 5
Who you callin' cootie queen, you lint licker!
magicdragon5 2
What the hell does that have to do with this, you irrelevant comment poster!
The_Hitdude 12
It was a meme. Yeah, bet you feel stupid now.
platypus546 24
Who brushes dogs teeth? Just give them a bone. That's how you clean dogs teeth.
The_Hitdude 12
But in all seriousness, there is a bone made specifically for dogs that cleans their teeth. Can't remember the name for the life of me, though.
JudgeTroll 6
It's in the shape of a plus.
wlddog 14
Yeah.... It's called an uncooked bone. The green thing they sell is garbage. Any bone will do. As long as it takes a while for them to chew it up. They make bank because most pet owners are too dumb to understand nature has been running on its own forever. Just because it's a pet it doesn't mean nature doesn't work anymore.
GoW_Chick 15
Except chicken bones, they splinter when a dog chews them and can cause internal bleeding.
tdawg4200 0
Only when the bones have been cooked. Uncooked chicken bones are fine.
khaya 9
You basically ate a cat's ass.
HonestTruth 5
And you did not notice the brown specs on the toothbrush?
kimmi41509 10
It didn't smell funny right as you put it into your mouth every day? Damn, that is gross. FYL indeed.
Akharr01 5
Num num num
swimmersrok 0
So that explains why every one thought you had bad breath!
ocie14 9
Aren't you supposed to switch toothbrushes like every month? Correct me if I'm wrong.
Osito2011 9
Yeah I don't think he mistaken it for yours..it probably was on purpose...well at least you brushed lol