Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
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bettyc4 26
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!
K_kanaka 26
Dirty mouth? Clean it with, Orbit.
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Comments (161)
SxeDaze 13
Ain't that some shit!!! *no? Okay...ill go back under my bridge.*
coopdaddy267 5
Ya cops are stupid they have nothing better to do with there time then give other people a hard time
KRiddle 15
Mmm, delicious...
srshort 0
not even orbits gonna help that :/
Honda288 2
Now that ******* sucks! But this is a true FML no doubt.
zebralover23 14
Ew. I would kick them out. Or use there tooth brush somewhere dirty or something. Revenge.
shakinmaass 4
Sounds like my dogs.
chengy4191 7
He wasn't mistaken trust me.....he probably did it on purpose :/
laurenmacias 0
My dog does the same thing
hateevryone 15
ewww