Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
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bettyc4 26
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!
K_kanaka 26
Dirty mouth? Clean it with, Orbit.
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Comments (161)
silus_iv 1
That sucks, OP. Dogs love eating all kinds of odd stuff; cat poop, horse hoof trimmings... All kinds of stuff that I don't want the dog's mouth anywhere near mine when afterward. 151 - Dogs' mouths aren't actually any cleaner than a person's mouth, but the bacteria that grow there don't usually feed off of people, so we don't pick up their mouth germs.
writergirl23 19
On the bright side, he has been cleaning it. I know because you would have discovered it a lot sooner if not!
Cherry_3_Blossom 4
Look at the bright side....at least you know what cat poop taste like. :)
bobla456 0
My favorite!
interesting33 37
Hahaaa!
rizzybear 4
wtf kinda dog eats cat poop
mike307 11
Kick him the **** out!
bvbarmy4ever 12
Wonderful
rprsupercar 0
Cat poop... Mmmmm.....
Aero_x 21
I wonder why dogs like to eat cat shit so much...even when it has been completely covered in cat litter.
dantedevil 12
ain't this a shitty situation