Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
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bettyc4 26
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!
K_kanaka 26
Dirty mouth? Clean it with, Orbit.
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Comments (161)
154rct 7
Get a new toothbrush
zach8771 3
I guess it's your favorite meal now too
fentron 3
Maybe it wasn't a mistake...
sighawkward 6
Does anyone else find it strange that the dog even has a toothbrush? Wtf?
KaskStunter 4
Cat poop? What's wrong with that dog?
SoultheWolf 19
Almost every dog is obssessed with cat poop (along with other animal poop). This is why its best to keep a litter box out of the dog's reach.
SoultheWolf 19
For people saying its weird that the roommate's dog is using a toothbrush its not. You're suppost to brush your dog's teeth regularly to help keep plaque away so you don't have to have one of its teeth pulled. Also, I'm curious to find out where you keep your toothbrush, seeing as he mistook it for the dog's. Also dog's toothbrushes usually have two sides, one for smaller dogs and one for larger. So how could he mistake that? Wouldn't you also have noticed the smell? You aren't suppost to use regular toothpaste for a dog. They make special toothpaste that is meat flavored for the dogs because its healthier and tastes better.
hoonyer 17
Meat flavored toothpaste? Where can i get some?!?!? :)
lokman_fml 7
It's your favorite meal now too!
exhalemily 2
a dogs mouth is the cleanest mouth tho :)
ALLDAY88 8
Mistake his toothbrush for toilet paper.
andrewthomaschu 1
Have your teeth looked any whiter in this last month? Maybe you should keep doing it :P