Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sight where I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, I got into an elevator with a really hunky guy. We exchanged polite greetings, then, for some reason, I tried to break the silence by saying, "Nice weather today, huh?" He nodded, but then I awkwardly continued, “Too bad we’re stuck in here.” He gave me a confused look as the doors opened right on cue. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
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bombshellbabee01 9
where exactly do you live?
lilhellian 27
Ask and ye shall recieve...
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Comments (107)
T9FTW 20
Aww, lucky. I'd pay for that to happen to me! /sarcasm
Charmillionaire 13
Thanks, it would've gone way over my head otherwise. /justkidding
kobelstone23 13
.....what?
mistercrow 9
Sad thing is...some people can say that without sarcasm. O.o
bombshellbabee01 9
where exactly do you live?
T9FTW 20
Germany.
laya_fml 26
Schleswig-Holstein to be exact.
oj101 33
I thought it was San Francisco at first.
Megan98 18
When my parents went to Las Vegas that was an everyday thing.
skittycat213 19
39- that's actually not as common as you'd think in SF (tho that depends where & when you are in San Francisco), I say this because I live here =P
vocaloidtiger 12
95 - Yeah, we're kinda stereotyped. ... Okay, we're REALLY stereotyped...
aj94w 4
What are you talking about 100? You live in that one place.
lilhellian 27
Ask and ye shall recieve...
X_Codes 11
Today, I was in an elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in wearing a dress. I broke out laughing, and wanted to say something witty, but the best I could come up with was "Are you wearing underwear?" No, he wasn't. FML
His_Holiness 18
Challenge accepted!
Cartera 10
44 - Oh, my. You're so wildly clever and witty! Just kidding. Reverse-FMLs are flat out ******* stupid in my opinion.
TrueTriage 16
Don't challenge his dress wearing integrity!
laya_fml 26
Did he start smiling at his penis?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
And then helicoptering it?
laya_fml 26
Is there any other way to properly smile at one's penis?
zombieslayer83 19
I believe you must use a crooked smile. That's what I do, and nobody ever says anything about it.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Don't think I didn't see past your disguise, troll! You might fool the others but not me! Muahaha.
codyjohn17 5
27- The proper way is to do it in a public place while holding a butcher knife
PenguinBitch 44
Uncommon sight? Do you live in San Francisco?
sunkissedluster 20
Germany. Learn to read, lol!
PenguinBitch 44
Learn to take a joke! Lol
DomDomxoxo 16
11: I'm using the new FML app on iPhone, and it doesn't say where OP is from...
SmosherMe 6
43, yes, exactly.
kevsandy303 12
You think that's bad? Try walking in on your dad wearing a prom dress stuffed with grapefruits! And for those of you who'll thumb this down for not getting the reference, Woah, just calm down, man!
freshprizzle1 13
You meant to say "woah, just take it easy man!"
Brssps 13
Drake & josh reference?
rageandlove13 8
Your profile pic is awesome.
beddington 7
It's called a kilt!!
BlowinChronic 18
I would hope that most people know what a kilt is, so I'm kinda led to believe that it was an actual dress.
sens3sfailing 25
Kilts may be mostly associated with Scotland, but the kilt actually did originate in Germany so, it may be that OP is not familiar with kilts and neither is their friend and they live near a group of German guys who enjoy wearing their kilts
AllieCat21 21
@69 If I saw someone wearing a kilt and didn't know it was a kilt, I'd be more inclined to call it a skirt. Kilts aren't shoulder to knee from what I'm familiar with.
Jordath_Fil 11
Some kilts are, and unlike dresses, it is in fact the norm to not wear underwear with a kilt. OP may have said dress just to make it seem more ridiculous.
sens3sfailing 25
the first kilts, the ones that originated in Germany, are different from modern kilts which the Scots adapted to being the skirt you are thinking of. the First ones were actually longer and had a part you could tuck under up into the skirt part, kilt is actually derived from the nordic word for tucking up under or something along those lines, and it could be untucked and would be worn over the torso as a tunic for the winter so it was all year round, any weather wear. The more you know.
trulymickeyj 13
I would punch my friends face in, FYL, that was probably one of he worse sights of your life...
cliffibom 15
Isn't that a little overkill?
FML_Whale 18
Woah, who knew men walked around in dresses with no underwear on...in Germany?
geko911 22
Ya I would think OP is talking about a kilt more than a dress.
DomDomxoxo 16
Men in Germany don't wear kilts.
neubeginn_fml 1
I didn't! .....and I am German :)
FML_Whale 18
21 - OP specifically said dress.
LeafsGuy92 10
Men wearing dresses just shouldn't happen, ever Without undergarments however... /: Location should not play a role!
sens3sfailing 25
83- why? some men enjoy wearing dresses, be it that they are trans, drag, or just like the feel of them and are completely hetero or whatever sexuality. they are free to not wear undergarments as well, your not seeing that part (usually, with obvious exceptions). Showing you that they have no undergarments on without any provoking action on your part is not okay though. I don't get why you are being so close minded to men dressing however they feel comfortable.