Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I leaned in to kiss my boyfriend goodnight at the door. He smiled sweetly, cupped my cheek… and then used his other hand to pull the last slice of pizza out of my hand and slam the door shut. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
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Top comments
narwhalicious 15
At least he was honest
typical_girl_ 19
He's a keeper
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Comments (48)
narwhalicious 15
At least he was honest
pinkster2014 25
Yeah, at least he warned you.
sayyestothedress 24
And at least he was kissing you goodnight, other girls wait for their goodnight kiss and the guy ends up not giving them one
laaryssa 21
Well that completely sucks all the romance out, sorry OP ?
vipirius 18
Yeah looks like the boyfriend ruined the mood by trying not to ruin the mood.
logan00_fml 15
Nothing wrong with that. Kinda funny.
Corvo_Attano_4 12
Some people are clueless by nature
typical_girl_ 19
He's a keeper
Stazza11 27
I agree. If you can't be yourself around the one you love then it isn't meant to be. And he was trying to hold it in to try and be romantic but at least there was a warning haha.
RedPillSucks 33
At least he warned her instead of letting it rip in mid pucker
Dave_Davington 34
When you've gotta go, you gotta go.
man_in_black08 28
I guess you can say love wasnt really in the air then ;)
Honema 16
twas about to be
SarahSehhati 40
You should have farted right there at that instant. while looking him dead in the eye.
Derpinboppin 13
Now that would've been romantic
MrConcise 35
I hope he didn't offer you some of the cheese prior.
reyy19 11
That must have ruined the mood.