Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom announced that she's getting back together with my stepdad, who just got out of prison. He was in prison because he beat her, choked her, and caused her to have a miscarriage. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
I take it she landed on her head.
imblue 0
So she fell for him all over again? Zing!
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Comments (109)
BeeSkwaird 0
Was or is?
confabulatedgod 0
I can't believe no one has send this, but I guess you're going to have to kill him, if you want to save her life. Or at least hurt him so badly he knows never to come around again. That's probably the better choice.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
beat him down with a golf club, and let him know that if he is in fact not a changed man, that'll be the lightest of your assaults on him
Glam_fml 0
You should track down that crazy ex girlfriend from the other FML and get her to give him a couple good whacks to his nuts. But seriously, that is really messed up. If your mom is going to marry him again after being pushed out a fricken' window, then I doubt you will be able to talk her out of it. Maybe you could somehow trick her into seeing a therapist and maybe they can help her?
everydayisFML 0
Move out. If he took his rage out on your mom that way, its not long before he turns on you. Seriously, get the **** out, now.
airbornerose 0
Massive fail to her because she can't choose safety for not only herself, but her child, over her ex-husband. Changed or not, some things just do not deserve a second chance.
Qup 0
ouch! that's gotta hurt!
Yuko_fml 0
Haha, I'm sorry but your mom's kinda stupid.
polkadot1453 0
DAYUM. you should let his parole officer know.
GirlFromKuwait 0
Keep away from him at all costs... Even if he says he changed, I wouldn't believe it. What kind of person pushes a woman our of a window?