Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom announced that she's getting back together with my stepdad, who just got out of prison. He was in prison because he beat her, choked her, and caused her to have a miscarriage. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
I take it she landed on her head.
imblue 0
So she fell for him all over again? Zing!
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Comments (109)
Noodlez_fml 0
hahahaahahaha FUNIEST FML EVER
Darth_Taco 14
Are you a minor? If you are tell someone. A teacher, a trusted adult, anyone. You can stop this from happening. Your mother has no right to put her child in the same home as an abuser. Once you tell someone, your mother will have a decision to face: leave the man she "loves" and keep her child safe, or marry this man but risk having her child taken away. Either way, you'll likely not be in the situation. My mom was a battered woman as well. She left my father when she realized that she was about to lose her two kids for him. Sometimes, all she needs is that risk to realize what realize what really matters. If you're legally an adult, try to find a way to move out. If you don't live with her, I don't know. That's her choice. Try to talk to her and remind her what that man has done. Tell her that you won't speak to her if she marries him. Say anything that might make her come to her senses.
iwraith88 0
Just knock his ass out, put him on the roof edge and wake him up quickly, startling him.
bigcrazymike 6
Time to disown your family.
LINARES 0
What lesson have we learnt? next time...Top floor!!! Hey, if your mother is a parachutist , she should sign a life assurance, Don´t you think so? In my opinion this is the best investment of the year.
fif1189 0
You may want to give your mom this number: 1.800.799.SAFE Domestic Violence Hotline. I doubt he's changed at all. She'll be needing that number soon.
Svartaren 0
NEVER trust a person who did such a thing to you! I think very few persons like that can change. I would snap at my mum if she did something stupid like that.
TItan160 0
you don't deserve it, but she sure does if not for any other reason than to hope your dad beats some sense into her this time.
iheyman 0
How is this an FML?! (unless your 10 it is)
___billiejean___ 0
Maybe she's still in love...