Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom announced that she's getting back together with my stepdad, who just got out of prison. He was in prison because he beat her, choked her, and caused her to have a miscarriage. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
I take it she landed on her head.
imblue 0
So she fell for him all over again? Zing!
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Comments (109)
viral_fml 0
@ intoxicunt & that lyrics guy. Rise against ftw. Good left undone <3. Anyway, I tip my hat to you gents, your comments are always better than the fml itself.
kevind23 0
Ouch. Defenestration hurts.
Cloudy_fml 0
Sounds like a keeper!
untalented1 0
ok, i'm sorry but who are the 241 people that clicked "you deserved it"? make yourselves known.
Nightfallz 0
I clicked ydi because it is not a fml. If it's anything at all it's a fyml. But even then it's a ydi because the dumb bitch is going back to him.
strength413 8
if this was lost you could just blow up his house and run away to australia.
tony8pie 0
She's a smart lady. She knows exactly how to screw up everyone's life! Sorry man...
cityignites 0
Shove him out of a window at the wedding.
sikkitin 0
Maybe he'll push her off the boat with cinderblocks attached to her feet this time, might get him off...
SMBroskie 0
Typical case of Matriarchal Defenestration. Better quit bitching or you'll be next.
FarSide 23
And exactly how does this "F" your life?
scateice 0
wow....you must be really damn stupid to not get that....