Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom announced that she's getting back together with my stepdad, who just got out of prison. He was in prison because he beat her, choked her, and caused her to have a miscarriage. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
I take it she landed on her head.
imblue 0
So she fell for him all over again? Zing!
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Comments (109)
imblue 0
So she fell for him all over again? Zing!
whyowhy26 3
WIN! why cant i come up with stuff like that? hmpf!
Intoxicunt 6
Win.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
Ahaha (X) Achievement relocked: Intoxicunt's Approval Haha, though i have some Rise Against (not country) on the one about pushing the girl into the car... It's just epically far down
untoldfame 3
METAL!
Luckster 0
Someone sure doesn't learn. Or maybe she craves the abuse.
Arcterion 0
And the Darwin Award of 2009 goes to...
Nightfallz 0
so how is this a fml? perhaps it is a fyml but it looks to me like your nose is in other peoples buisness
ssskitlesss 0
sure, dumbass. nose in her moms business. he pushed her mom out a ******* window! of course she's gonna get involved!!! ******* retard!
manyourlifesucks 0
I didn't know it was nosey to know that your mom is marrying an abusive father that you'll be living with for years to come.
preston55 7
If you're a good son/daughter you would get involved in this, seeing as how the father pushed the mother out of a window.
ihateyourband28 0
your mum is suffering from total battered-wife syndrome.. but with delayed-onset-reaction. she has no excuse to open herself up to that life again when she hasn't had it for 5 years, and they're already divorced. scream some sense into her. seriously. don't let her bring your entire family down again.
aback 5
I'm sorry your mom's an idiot. I hope you're old enough that you don't have to live with them.
ditzystef 0
**** your mom's life, more like
GirlFromKuwait 0
It's her MOTHER! That guy is her FATHER! Of course it's an FML!
Dopehead666 21
That's ****** up!!! Especially since you are going to have to deal with it. I hope everything works out.
Obwaban 0
Defenestration is a problem plaguing the world