nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NinjaWafflesx
United States
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
lrgenesis
United States
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Eternal Servitude
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
segal1010
Potomac, United States
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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Xuphra 0
Wow.. hard to explain how angry I would have been...
greg1234567890_fml 2
i feel mad at MY mom from listening to this.
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Comments (82)
fred1rav 0
AIM say lol what?
harryman04 0
of course he's gay you dumbfuck it says he's a man and the fml says boyfriend. get a brain you dumbass
JeNGaL9 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
As a mother myself the only reason I could think she would do that is she may not trust you. I would not think that she is just snooping around on you or living vicariously through you....I guess it depends on how old you are......revenge should not be a consideration ;)
djjmax 7
You are correct,revenge is not a consideration, it is a requirement
soovyl 18
I like the way you think !
nutcrackers 2
ydi for leaving ur seat for such a long time without logging out
kukitheaf 0
wat if she haxxors him? btw u phail at trolling
silentfog 0
no he deserves it for still using aim
newlove_fml 0
#27 - this may be my absolute hatred of the word "haxxors" talking here, but while they may not be very good at trolling, you absolutely FAIL at proper spelling and grammar. Please learn real English, for the love of all things decent.
Amazingman90 0
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ydi for 1 being gay and 2 for using aim
Amazingman90 0
and 3 for living in Ohio
LTMcleod 0
There's just too much fail in this whole paragraph..
DeadHorseman 11
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YDI for being gay
Gothic_Angel 0
lol......your mom's messed up.....ever think of changing your password.... what could they even be talking about lol FAIL!!!!!! yea i'm 22
sum1savemeh 0
your mom is ****** up man.. I feel for youu