nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NinjaWafflesx
United States
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
lrgenesis
United States
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Eternal Servitude
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
segal1010
Potomac, United States
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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Xuphra 0
Wow.. hard to explain how angry I would have been...
greg1234567890_fml 2
i feel mad at MY mom from listening to this.
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Comments (82)
ColdGold 6
That is just sick. Your mom scares me.
Eviktion 0
lol that's funny. I'm a massive fucktard though so just ignore me :))
ts_eliot 0
what I wanna know is, did the boyfriend figure it out?
Arcran5 0
Ouch. that must have hurt badly...
Link5794 18
People can't help being gay, and therefore cannot deserve something for being gay, so stop saying "ydi ******" you ******* homophobic trolls. No, I'm not gay. Btw OP should definitely sue. That is definitely illegal
jess2gd4u 0
yes u can help being gay!!!
SadinSherman 16
Does you mom not trust you or your boyfriend?
bloozombie 0
my mom does that through facebook all the time with my bf o_O
wallacetm 0
sucks4you09, you r hot!!!!
Avi_I_am 6
My mom does that too. One time I caught her talking up one of my guy-friends and it wasn't even the guy she thought it was, He never believed me when I told him it wasn't me. I spent the rest of the year working with a guy who thought, I thought, he was a stud muffin.
hateevryone 15
so disrespectful