Today, my mom heard on TV that teens need at least ten hours of sleep a day. Now she makes me go to bed at 7pm. I told her I can't finish my homework in time, and my grades will suffer. She wouldn't listen. Last week, she threatened to punish me if I don't get straight As this semester. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom said if I don't get straight As in my classes this year, she'll get the school to hold me back until I do. I believe her. FML
Logic
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Drama farmers
Today, my dad lectured me because my mom cried herself to sleep last night. Why? Because I didn't want to watch a movie with her. I had to go to sleep to be up for work at 6 a.m., and was too tired to watch a movie in the first place. I live with drama queens. FML
Team Insomnia
Today, my parents made me wake up at 7 a.m., like every morning. When I woke up exhausted, my mom rolled her eyes and said, "It’s called going to bed earlier." I went to bed at 10 p.m. last night. I fell asleep at 5 am. FML
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
Not missing out on much
Today, my mom is obsessed with my academic success, as she was a highschool dropout, and actually gives me more homework than my school does, all so I’ll be more advanced than my peers. I barely know what a television is anymore, since it’s been so long I’ve had enough free time to watch one. FML
Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Teenagers, amirite?
Today, my daughter told me she would rather hang herself than hang out with me. All I did was remind her to go to bed at a reasonable time to get some sleep for an activity she likes doing. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
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sirpantselot 22
Why does she think you need to be up at 5?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Tell her she can get one or the other from you. Straight A's or straight Z's, not both.
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sirpantselot 22
Why does she think you need to be up at 5?
dominic1221 6
Probably lives far from school like me. Or it's the reason he said "at least" 10 hours. *shrug*
SW500 13
Perhaps OP needs to catch an early bus or something.
bioboy725 10
Some people have to. My mother is a teacher so we have to be at our school by about 7. We live about an hour away from the school.
marcranger 29
Dunno if it's the same in Hungary, but in the US, being on a sports team that practices before school starts means getting up at 5, if not earlier.
CheckMyProfile 17
you got quite a situation there!! God help you
Drigr 9
In my household we woke up at staggered times. Me (male), 4 sisters/step sisters. The ones that were the most high maintenance were up at 5 (or earlier), then 15 minutes apart from there
guyfawke 5
114, a lot of teachers say something to the effect that they don't care how long it takes or how little sleep you get, but you have to get the homework done. this is really annoying, because then they bitch you out for napping in their class thanks to the minuscule sleep you have gotten.
GothickNihilist 15
Maybe OP lives far from school. I am legally blind , and went to a school 3 hours away and caught the bus at 4:30 in the morning . Sometimes people have to go to special schools , maybe OP is one of those kids . OP maybe you can do homework at school , or just pretend to sleep and get a flashlight . Good luck
Athleticism 11
55- If you're blind, how'd you post this comment. 0_0.
TheBrownBaller 2
Exactly what I was thinking
GothickNihilist 15
I am LEGALY BLIND . It means my vision is over 20/200 even corrected . My vision currently is 20/475 . I hope DocBastard corrects your ass , you ignorant fuckball .
clueless05 12
She could have before school sports. I row and have to be at rowing at 5.30am
1994bitches 12
My school started at 7. I had to catch the bus at 6 am for High-school.
Uscdrew1 7
Voice-to-text and text-to-speech software. It's pretty common nowadays.
oj101 33
The OP could also have commitments like sport training - (most swimmers get up for 6am)
GothickNihilist 15
Thank you 67 although I type only on my phone . I do use dragon naturally speaking for writing dojin light novels , I'm posting the first four chapters by November . I'm remarkably able to sketch well . So look at fanfic in about a month .
smartman136 8
Obvious spam is obvious. Also sorry about comment being unrelated to op. Just had to feel i was safeguarding the interwebs from spam.
leydia 10
70- Very true. I had to be at swim/water-polo practice at 5:30 in the morning to either lift weights or swim. If we didn't show up we couldn't participate in the games or meets. We also had practice after school.
Benchyface 11
And I thought my school starting at 08.20 instead of 09.00 like I'm used to was early. How do people even wake up in the middle of the night? D:
Evaloscity 6
55- you're legally blind? How did you read this post? Or comments?
MDTeddy 13
Kids needs 8 hours. It isn't 10.
hermitknut 22
102 - I don't know what it's called but I know some blind people have software that reads aloud text on their computer. That said, 55 said "legally blind" so he/she could be able to read a computer screen but still have vision that was impaired enough to make her "legally" blind. I had a friend in that situation.
silbot 11
I go with 4-6 hours of sleep each day, coffee in the morning and I'm fine. Anyways, your mom is an idiot
Grimnirwher9 21
I was thinking the exact same thing.
GothickNihilist 15
104 my vision is 20/480 so I can see on my phone fine , I do not type on my computer due to my vision but I can read above 16 font so I'm good on this website . I'm glad you know what legally blind is as most people don't know . I use voice recognition for typing and am remarkably able to do most things a person with good vision can do . Have a great day
mermaidcentaurs 9
I wake up at 5 for school and my bus arrives at 6:15. School starts at 7:05. So, waking up at 5 is sensible.
Linara 0
Big difference
imavelociraptor 6
My parents don't really care when i go to bed, as long as i get up in the morning. Rather than abusing this, like i feel most of the kids in my school do, i'm usually asleep by 10:30 maybe 11:00 the latest. My dad wakes me up at 5:00 but i don't get up till 5:30.
Nederlander95 14
Where the hell do you live?? I've played 8 sports at some point and every single one of them practiced after school. NJ
bioboy725 10
That's horrible. I usually only get 3 hours of sleep before school and I do just fine. I also get up at 5.
thatpeachyperson 12
Same, I actually function better when I get less sleep.
dinorider_fml 4
Although you may do fine, that's really unhealthy. Good health is more important then good grades.
windfuelsfire 10
As adolescents, you're made to survive on low sleep well, but if you miss on sleep for years it will affect your growth and hormonal system. Just ask your natural D cup friends if they missed on sleep all the time when they were young. The show is right, but the mom is being retarded about it.
Drigr 9
I forget what they are called, but the 8(ish) hour sleep schedule is just one of few different sleep systems (and most common). Theres one that is like 4 hours twice a day. 6 hours and 2 hours (I think?). And I believe one based around like 10 30 minute power naps.
R3TROxLOV3 32
29, I'm a D cup, and I basically went through high school with an average of 3 hours of sleep every night. Same thing with a lot of my friends who have larger cup sizes. Lack of sleep doesn't have the same effect on everyone. In fact, I function pretty well up until 2 when I just completely pass out.
CyborgBanana 12
Don't lie to yourself, you could probably do much better in school if you got +8 hours of sleep. Concentration really suffers if you're sleep depraved.
R3TROxLOV3 32
47, that's not true for everybody. I survive on 3 hours a sleep a day and I still manage to get straight A's.
MURIKKA 11
Yeah I feel like if you get 8 hours, you feel good. If you get 5-6 hours, you become tired as shit. Then once you hit 3-4 hours, your body goes into hyperdrive just to keep you awake, and you feel fine again (at least in my experience).
awkwarddebater 12
51 there's a difference between "getting straight As" and "doing your best." I feel like shit if I don't get at least 7 hours of sleep a night but could still get straight As with less because I'm good at scraping by. And everyone- you feel fine with 3 hours of sleep because you are hyped up on adrenaline. That's why, if you sleep like shit for 3 days in a row and then get better sleep, you feel awful the last day- your body realizes after a good nights sleep, "oh, we're not being chased by a tiger, I can finally admit how tired I am." You need the same amount of REM sleep as anyone else, you're just in constant "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT" mode.
Uscdrew1 7
I get around 6.5 hours. I go to bed around 11 and wake up at 5:30.
clueless05 12
I can barely function without 8 hours of sleep. I row and have to be up at 5am 5 days a week, so I have to go to bed very early to function properly at rowing and at school. So I defiantly agree with OP's mother. (I still mange to get my school work done well, it just requires better time management). My school work is also better the more sleep I have
desireev 18
I don't know about you guys, but I have always heard, all my life, that the adolescent requires 8 hours of sleep. Meanwhile, the adult only requires 6 hours of sleep. Those are the hours I slept when I was younger, and the 6 I sleep on now, as an adult. I feel just fine every day. I find it ridiculous to even think that one would need 12 hours of sleep. Unless you are an infant/toddler, then you don't need that much sleep, by any means!
SammyS2012 21
My sister says the same thing. Shes an architect major, so she doesn't really sleep that much, and said she's better with 3 hours of sleep instead of 8. Honestly, when you sleep for short amounts of time, you don't enter the REM mode, which you're supposed to enter multiple times in one night's sleep to probably take care of your body. Sure you'll feel fine (maybe) on a small amount of sleep, but in the long run, you're messing your body up. Lol, can't wait for medical school and training when I'll be up for days on end! -_-
Athleticism 11
I'm 13, and I average 8-10 hours of sleep. When I get home, I have 2-4 hours of tennis, then I do homework and usually read or go to bed. I feel great when I wake up and can't manage with 5 hours of sleep.
desireev 18
10 hours of sleep.***
ElricMustang 23
Larger cup sizes? Does that matter? Or is she talking about something else? Anyway, I tend to function the same, regardless of how long I sleep. But it is better to get more sleep because it's unhealthy otherwise
desireev 18
77- Your body would naturally force you to manage 5 hours of sleep. You would run off of adrenaline, and make it throughout the day just fine. It's very bad for your health to force your body to do that, but you could. 10 hours is considered to be over-sleeping, for somebody of your age. You need to try to sleep only 8 hours. Over-sleeping, in the long run, will make you very fatigued. Until you get to be about 17-19 years old, you'll only need 8 hours. Then you'll work your way down to 6 hours.
Athleticism 11
82- I understand your point on the subject, but I'm usually exhausted after practice. I've always done better in school when I get a large amount of sleep.
akmissey 3
84, that great you are getting that much sleep.. You're young & going to school so you are putting your brain through a rigorous workout by learning new things then sports/practice on top of that. I've been told by many doctors (for my daughter) that teens need anywhere from 8-12 hours as they are still learning and growing.. So if that's what works for you then keep it up! :)
Szaszaspasz 26
I got lots of sleep at night and still dozed in class. In grade 6 my nickname was Sleepy. It went downhill from there.
conomaca2 6
I like that idea, I'm gunna start doing that
citymayer 7
Sorry 82 but I literally cannot function on less than 10. I pass out in class. I sleep whenever, wherever. Go to bed as soon as possible. Wake up at 5:30. I average 6 hours a night. I have to force myself to stay awake in class. Then when I get home I take a nap which is usually about 4 hours. Then I do homework, eat, then sleep. All week long. Then on weekends I sleep 12 hours a night and wake up feeling great. Not everyone gets to enjoy their day like you do.
simonsaysYDI 8
-stares at the thread in disbelief- ....I really doubt cup size is largely dependent on how much sleep you get xD. Maybe extremely minor effects but.. eh.
Pelvispresley 8
That sucks. Do your homework earlier and in class.
charmedamethyst 14
It does suck, and it's not very reasonable. I would put a towel against the door to block the light from the room and finish homework. Your mom would think you're asleep. Worth a try!
neonstud 0
The recommended isn't the American norm...
gc327072 31
If he goes to bed that early wellllll then he might just go to bed Hungary.
golfer_boi 10
You and everybody else should realize that talking shit about America won't get you thumbs up, especially when the comment is completely false.
elephantsarecute 16
I recommend you get some article off the Internet saying teens need seven or eight hours of sleep, it sounds like your mom would believe any "scientific study".
P1P_BOY 6
tell her she shouldnt believe everything she sees on tv.
Sandsh8rk 36
I understand the need to get enough sleep, but believing what people have to say on TV without looking it up yourself is just ridiculous.
Bekll 31
Tell her you'll make up the missed sleep on the weekend.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Tell her she can get one or the other from you. Straight A's or straight Z's, not both.
djgoreo 12
15-don't know why you got thumbed down, that was clever bro! lolzor
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Get up at 5 and finish your homework then. Listen to Mama, she's always right!
KingCeltic77 18
I have met moms who are drug addicts, sold all their furniture and pimped themselves to buy more drugs. I'm just saying, sounds like they have had some pretty poor judgement. You know who else was a mother? Casey Anthony.
perdix 31
#21, she's not one anymore.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Perdix, that's just too soon. As a general rule, jokes don't offend me, but this one did. That's a little girl's murder that went unpunished. And the murdered is gonna make millions from it. Not something to joke about.
JustASmallTownBo_fml 7
I don't want to thread jack, but I believe that casey deserved a fair trial. She got the fair trial by jury, but she didn't get the fair trial by media. I remember the day it was major news the first time, they were already calling her guilty, without a motive, weapon, or body. A group of men and women who didn't let the media influence their decision unamiously agreed that she was not guilty. This despite the fact that they were given false information (the man who searched her computer gave a testimony that she had 80 suspicious searches, but recanted the next day. That was covered up by the prosecution.)
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
50- I'm a case junkie. It's a hobby of mine, and it's something I'm very good at. Where most college students are out doing things, I'm sitting with my roommate going over court facts. I have looked very deep into the Casey trial, and fully believe that she was guilty of the murder of Caylee. I've also read about the George Zimmerman/Trayvon Martin case, and I can't feel that George is guilty. Nor do I believe that he is innocent. Or that Trayvon was at/not at fault. I think it was a classic case of wrong place-wrong time. But that's just my opinion.
simonsaysYDI 8
******* perdix making me laugh at distasteful jokes. You're a bad influence mister.
Catto-Golden 23
It wasn't a joke, it was an example of why not all mothers are right