Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gotta start somewhere
Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Charity
United States
Slashing Prices Left and Right!
Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML
Anonymous
Bonnyrigg, Australia
Our secret
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Brotherssuckkk
France
Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
The truth of the matter
Today, I found out that the high school program that I was forced into, which kept me in school until I turned 21, was caused by my mom. She put me in the program without telling me and when I first learned about it, she pretended not to know anything so I wouldn't be mad at her. That was 10 years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's the final countdown
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
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biancagolden 0
Well unless you're 11, I don't see a problem. They've stuck with you, haven't they?
suicidekings 0
that's terrible. your friend got gyped. I would have demanded $40.
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dang_fml 0
EL OH EL! Oh man that's rough. Sorry... FYL
baysidebird88 0
i wish i got paid to be friends with my best friend from when i was ten, because i would of gotten something out of that bitch fest. But I'm assuming you two have been friends for many many years, so obviously they didn't stick with you for the money. this one made me laugh though haha.
LesYeuxDeDario 0
DUDE ! That shows she loves you really much, helping you to be happy and stuff ... and even if she has to pay people to spend time with you. Say big ******* thanks to you mommy you lil jerk. -. -
TheRedHood 0
HAHAHAHAHA!
whyfuss 0
"Today, as my best friend and I celebrated our 10th anniversary, I told them the anecdote about their mother once paying $20 for me to be their best friend. We had a good giggle over it, then they went home and posted it as a FML. FML" This is my only vision upon hearing this story. Sorry if it's not the case. I think the story is quite cute though. Any other think about setting up a "Best-Friend For Hire" enterprise?
rafty4life 3
They should totally make a movie about something like this.... kinda like a 'failure to launch' movie but starting from a young age :P
irrelevantxx 0
Maybe you couldn't make friends. Be glad your mom was concerned.
ouch99 0
your friend probably could've gotten more out of her :P jk but seriously fyl.
EmbraceTheOne 2
#41...lol.. Hey, at least your still friends.. ..right?
flybabe 0
hahahhaha thats awesome. i'll be your friend for twenty bucks. ;)