Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gotta start somewhere
Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Charity
United States
Slashing Prices Left and Right!
Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML
Anonymous
Bonnyrigg, Australia
Our secret
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Brotherssuckkk
France
Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
The truth of the matter
Today, I found out that the high school program that I was forced into, which kept me in school until I turned 21, was caused by my mom. She put me in the program without telling me and when I first learned about it, she pretended not to know anything so I wouldn't be mad at her. That was 10 years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's the final countdown
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
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biancagolden 0
Well unless you're 11, I don't see a problem. They've stuck with you, haven't they?
suicidekings 0
that's terrible. your friend got gyped. I would have demanded $40.
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Comments (175)
redbluegreen 41
Aww, #44, I'll be your best friend - For free!
AnnieSure 0
That's a bit mean. But maybe he/she didn't see what the point was then. And forgot about it, and are friends with you for the right reasons, sweetie! I bet you're loved! :')
redbluegreen 41
#44 - Rawr! I just realized I have you on MySpace. ~Awkward.
aback 5
At least she didn't have to tie bacon around your neck to get the dog to play with you. But really, why do people feel compelled to tell you bad things about yourself? That's something they should have carried to the grave.
dancing_bear 0
That really does suck D: But, if you guys are still best friends -and your mom isn't still paying for it - it clearly worked...
ShelbyG 0
#47 I realized that too. Woow. Lol though.
danisawesomerthe 0
lol
recchi8 0
this isnt a fml, unless ur friend is still being paid. if shes ur best friend, then no matter, u should be happy that u guys are friends. just cuz she was paid to be friends with u when u guys were 10, doesnt mean that she diesnt like u. like, when ur 10, being guven any amount of money is like hitting the jackpot
Tori_xoxo 0
:l Well..
koda_fml 0
YDI for not having friends.