Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, my mom's friend came over. She brought her son and claimed that we could have bonding time. I ended up chasing the five-year-old around the house for an hour. After they'd left, my mom saw that the little kid had broken a lamp and a clock. She then said I had to pay for it using my money. FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
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Top comments
Future_Mrs_Voltz 0
why did you want more than $10? all you did was grab three things
nandonando 0
is your friend hot?
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Comments (101)
nandonando 0
is your friend hot?
DragonMasterMF 0
If yes: Is she naked?
cotter567 0
what the he'll is wrong with your brother? is he like frigfen mentally handicapped or something like seriously.
rupert_45 0
can I keep the photo?
hb215 2
What if OP is a guy?
reddawn1985 12
A dead bird....?
Future_Mrs_Voltz 0
why did you want more than $10? all you did was grab three things
b182link 0
plus she got a free meal and a picture of her friend so she can frame it on her room
caancoha 0
Look, you have dinner and decorations.
jessxoxo28 5
haha #3 bitchhh
MrC19 0
this isn't really a fml
PunxsatownyPhil 0
She/he had to pull a dead bird out from under a bed.
urlifesbeeneffed 0
it doesn't even end with FML
rachexl 0
great job mods... no FML?
Vanni 0
Sorry, accidental backspace! >_>
Sirin_fml 47
*facepalm*
Nic_hole 0
hahaha #3 lolz, dang..xD
HeresReality 0
you get $10, this isn't an fml
bbq34567 3
You shouldn't have even got $10 Just think of what kids in Chinese sweatshops have to do for $10
krnmafia92 0
Unless I read this wrong, he isn't in a Chinese sweatshop. Hence, your point is moot. This is not an FML. You got $10 and a prank prop.
growingupnextmon 3
He just did a lot more work then some people do for ten dollars...especially if the bird had been there a while.
sleepyolivia 14
Kids in Chinese sweatshops don't do anything for ten dollars. China doesn't use USD currency. (This is a joke.)
gobbledegook 0
wow this isn't an fml, who moderated this?
Sirin_fml 47
About 500 of your peers, me included. You called?
iBlazer 0
FML's get worse by the day. Today, I had to pick up a rotten apple. I only got paid $10 for it. FML. Give me a break.
viviville 0
plus the picture and the DEAD BIRD. jeez