Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gotta start somewhere
Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Charity
United States
Slashing Prices Left and Right!
Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML
Anonymous
Bonnyrigg, Australia
Our secret
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Brotherssuckkk
France
Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
The truth of the matter
Today, I found out that the high school program that I was forced into, which kept me in school until I turned 21, was caused by my mom. She put me in the program without telling me and when I first learned about it, she pretended not to know anything so I wouldn't be mad at her. That was 10 years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's the final countdown
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
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biancagolden 0
Well unless you're 11, I don't see a problem. They've stuck with you, haven't they?
suicidekings 0
that's terrible. your friend got gyped. I would have demanded $40.
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Comments (175)
bawa_fml 0
OMG THAT IS SAD =[
thatrocker 0
FAIL. at least you found out one thing 1. you got plenty of money to spare 2. your mom loves you enough to bribe people to like you
SeventhFonons 0
Awww :c Well, hey, at least your mom cared and at least you got a good friend out of it? I don't think I started really making friends until I was twelve...
kirbyviper93 0
Further proof that Fmylife needs a "Parents" category. Sucks for you, but at least the friend stuck around, I hope.
pierrette_fml 0
#70 They did, it was called 10 Things I Hate About You...
ps15 0
aww nice mom
notyerpirate 0
i dont even believe this one, this is like when your friends are messing with you and they say "well your mom paid me to be friends with you." It doesn't happen in real life.
Anonymous485 1
Your best friend is still your friend now, right? At least they stuck around
californiababe33 0
Ha you must be such a loser if your mom had to actually pay people to "like you" wow at least your mom is enough to do anything she could...u must b a hopeless cause
jollyholly414 0
ooh...that's harsh