Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gotta start somewhere
Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Charity
United States
Slashing Prices Left and Right!
Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML
Anonymous
Bonnyrigg, Australia
Our secret
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Brotherssuckkk
France
Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
The truth of the matter
Today, I found out that the high school program that I was forced into, which kept me in school until I turned 21, was caused by my mom. She put me in the program without telling me and when I first learned about it, she pretended not to know anything so I wouldn't be mad at her. That was 10 years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's the final countdown
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
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biancagolden 0
Well unless you're 11, I don't see a problem. They've stuck with you, haven't they?
suicidekings 0
that's terrible. your friend got gyped. I would have demanded $40.
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Tikal_fml 0
Ouch, that's got to sting. Your mother must not have had a lot of confidence in your social skills back then.
samanzibar 0
oh well, laugh it off...either you guys are friends now or your not, if you are, you've clearly improved and if you're not then your mom clearly needs to invest more in your future.
youdontsay 0
Lmao! hey 20$ was probably a lot of money back then, assuming this happened a while back. Just have ur friend hit up ur mom for a renewal n go half n half
ZuraLasgeon 0
I don't think that's so bad. It's just sort of an... ice breaker, to get your friend to talk to you and actually get to know you. If you've been best friends for a few years now, that means that your friend genuinely like you for who you are.... ....unless it's a yearly pay plan that she has going on with your friend. But I doubt that. So... don't feel bad! Your friend loves you, and your mom loves you enough to ensure your happiness!
Fahad_fml 0
hey well at least it worked out for the best since you guys are still best friends.
annaattack 0
hahahahahahhhahhaha :[ that sucksss.
kinkyboots 0
ouch.
dem54 0
#60 ! ahahah i didnt know this actually happened, my friends tell me my parents pay them all the time.. :S
BreakingCoil 0
Ouch. But if you two are still friends then that's really not so bad.
wrestling49 0
this is the first FML today i've actually laughed pretty hard at!!