Anonymous
Gotta start somewhere
Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
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Ottawa, Canada
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Anonymous
Boiling Springs, United States
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Less Friendship, More Cash
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I realized one of my best friends was only friends with me because I would take her shopping, spoil her regularly, and help her out financially. She moved to another province and only contacted me whenever she wanted money. After I refused a couple of times, she deleted me on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Brighton, United Kingdom
Friends like these
Today, I found out that my closest friend of many years had been putting on a charade of being my friend, and has decided that they can't be bothered with the effort of me existing any more. FML
Anonymous
Frenemies
Today, I found out that the person who I considered my best friend actually hates my guts. FML
Anonymous
Bonnyrigg, Australia
Our secret
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
lakatkat
United States
Taylor comes first
Today, I found out on Facebook that my supposed best friend bought a concert ticket to a show. The concert ticket cost the exact same amount as the plane ticket she told me she couldn't afford to come see me. FML
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core01 30
Sweet deal for her. Get paid to hang with her best friend.
Ambrily 27
You know, sometimes your jokes are really funny and clever, but sometimes they're just mean and even if you call them sarcasm they just come up as straight up hate for some reason.
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core01 30
Sweet deal for her. Get paid to hang with her best friend.
RichardPencil 32
Your parents probably think it was a good investment. For a little cash, they didn't have to deal with your insufferable ass.
Ambrily 27
You know, sometimes your jokes are really funny and clever, but sometimes they're just mean and even if you call them sarcasm they just come up as straight up hate for some reason.
MaleficusTheUnsung 16
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