Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Madison, United States
Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
NikkiiFireStarter
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Anonymous
Israel
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
xXMudkipNoobXx
United States
Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML
Homeless for the holidays
Farmington, United States
Pyrotechnics
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
Morgan
United States
Badass over here
Today, my sister burned herself on purpose with a curling iron. Why? She thought it would be cool to have a scar that "tells a story." My sister is 22. FML
girl on fire
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Top comments
PsychoMerk 0
I'm a pyro too... I set a piñata on fire at a party :|.... lemme tell you this, NEVER eat candy from a flaming piñata :( I got a little scar on my top lip :'(
Dr33zy_fml 0
sucks for you!
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Comments (206)
drusilla44 0
be glad she's not pyrokinetic! then youd be in BIG trouble! ;)
alexzannder 0
**** yeah!! Go sis!!!!!
Mordakai420 6
Can't sleep cause my bed's on fire, don't touch me I'm a real live wire...
rockybalboaaa_ 6
Beat her with a belt and lock her in a room and start a fire .
livhart 4
Uh oh, give her a lighter for her birthday, I dare you!
enormouselephant 15
I wish a woman would set my bed on fire...
theprincess79 2
What was your little sister doing with matches or a lighter in the first place?
SquidInTheSky99 19
Your bed is a spy!
Live_Like_D 7
I hate when people say OP deserves it.
zarabsegin 16
I set fiiirrreeeeeee to the beeeeed. Watch it burn as I touch your heeeaaad.