Today, I got a fancy new bra made of organic cotton. Or, well, the outside of it is. The inside, which actually touches my skin, is made of 100% polyester. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today I have to face the fact that either my anatomy is different from other women, or all panties are designed by clueless men: You know that little cotton lining they have? Ever notice how it is invariably placed so that it will catch exactly HALF of the wet patch it is supposed to absorb? FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
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Warp1978 15
Hopefully you didn't pay too much for it, can you get your money back?
RichardPencil 32
Well, polyester is organic, too. Take a class in organic chemistry and you'll see I'm right. It'd just be easier to trust me on this one.
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Warp1978 15
Hopefully you didn't pay too much for it, can you get your money back?
RichardPencil 32
Well, polyester is organic, too. Take a class in organic chemistry and you'll see I'm right. It'd just be easier to trust me on this one.