Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Why so serious? Let her put a smile on that face. But what should I know, do I look like someone who has a plan?
Despereaux 15
Master the batman voice and have battles. Epic :)
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Comments (129)
darth1 18
You should practice your Bane voice.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
I agree! It's much more difficult, but oh so worth it!
Just_Tybrows 8
Ask her how she got those scars?
mangoboy1 19
I wish I had a girlfriend that could do that...Or just a girlfriend-Forever alone
gracehi 33
Daaaaaw. It's okay. Learn some jokes. Every girl loves a man who can make her laugh!
smottpoker 7
but sadly, that's not really the best method to get away from being alone. just be yourself and find something you like to do, and find other people who like that too
Ominn 6
See this FML? See it? Yeah. This kind of 'FML' is why we need a "This is awesome" option beside YDI.
spliit_fml 8
You should be impressed *_* she has a great talent ;D
Enslaved 38
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" **Damn wrong Joker!!!
shadowrider66 6
35 That's ok I like that Joker better I may be the only one.
thereseg69 7
Impressed
Cassiderp 9
I think you should be impressed. That's rad~
Wizardo 34
To be honest your girlfriend is pretty awesome OP, become the batman to her joker ;)
upallnight11 19
She should ask you: "why so serioussss?" in the Jokers voice. That would be awesome.
truesarrif 33
more than likely that's the exact line she quotes so well... its often immitated.