Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Why so serious? Let her put a smile on that face. But what should I know, do I look like someone who has a plan?
Despereaux 15
Master the batman voice and have battles. Epic :)
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Pleonasm 36
Why so serious? Let her put a smile on that face. But what should I know, do I look like someone who has a plan?
wlddog 14
As long as she doesn't start talking about how cheap dynamite is and burn your money, I think you will be ok. 1. Did you notice that during the scene with 2 face, he has a finger over the guns hammer? He only gave the illusion of choice.
Pleonasm 36
She's the girlfriend he deserves. No, I never noticed that actually, that's very intruiging!
wlddog 14
Yep. When they did a closeup at the hospital bed scene the Joker had both hands on 2 faces, and I believe it was the pointer finger of the Jokers right hand was actually resting on the revolvers hammer. The effect of the barrel pressed up against his forehead drew your eyes away from the hammer. A second blow your mind idea could be this,,,, would you have noticed his finger on the hammer if he has not been so dramatic by placing the gun in 2 faces hand against his head?
daytoday21 10
I don't know much about guns- what's the significance of his finger being on the hammer there?
muzy 23
Don't get on her bad side OP or she'll cut you into little pieces and feed you to her pooches!
alchemist27 13
You are amazing
GingerNinja7 17
I'd only be worried if she does it in bed
iOceanus 18
I don't know. Some people might find that kinky!
Pleonasm 36
Yea just wait until she shows you what she can do with a pencil!
Matt_greener 8
Now you see it, now you don't
HeartOfLead 24
Actually, if he finds a Harley Quinn wannabe, he'll have a hell of a night.
Despereaux 15
Master the batman voice and have battles. Epic :)
IamBunghole 9
Or master a two face impression and get a coin. Heads, we have sex. Tails, and we still have sex.
ALlamaOnFire 20
I make my own luck
Enslaved 38
Or -- Heads or Tails could also mean. . . __?___ (Fill in the blank) :P
mr_sarcastic416 29
heads I eat u out, tails we're doing anal
hotPinklipstick 24
Heads, you give me tail. Tails, you give me head.
boojie97 12
Comment moderated.
RavenDesired 10
Wanna know how I got these scars?
RavenDesired 10
Haha, no, that's always been my picture. It was me on Halloween.
MidnaLink 35
Harley Quinn, I presume?
FlyingPie 17
That's no joke.. That would really drive me batty.
Eluveitie 9
Like your awful pun?
FlyingPie 17
Yeah, just like my awful pun.
Eluveitie 9
You are forgiven.
beddington 7
Just don't ask her to show you a magic trick.
Enslaved 38
I'll never look at pencils the same! :P
Big_Money_27 7
Just make sure to keep some lights on in the hose at all times
wlddog 14
Its short for pantyhose. If you keep christmas lights down the legs of your pantyhose, not only do your legs stay warm but you look really festive. And you also get a power-cord to follow you around.
xicebearx 8
I would be impressed. That's pretty cool.
JustAGirlOnFML 11
She should use that voice in the bedroom.
muzy 23
"Look at go" !!!