Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Why so serious? Let her put a smile on that face. But what should I know, do I look like someone who has a plan?
Despereaux 15
Master the batman voice and have battles. Epic :)
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Comments (129)
xeka 10
I can too. My girlfriend hates it xD Especially since i memorized every monologue xD
Dusty_Busters 15
Oh my god what are you gonna do?? Are you going to be okay?
poopshreds 10
Why is this an fml? I can do it too. Oh noo **** my life!!
happyapy 16
Be impressed. If she can also do Gollum, marry that girl!
JamieLT 22
That's creepy --run away
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
O.o
BrookieAnn 19
.....why so serious? seriously. ...
CAJustise 9
Why did this get voted through? Your girlfriend being talented and being able to mimic an academy award winners voice is an FML? Wish I had your perfect easy life! Must be a ball.
mark98706 4
Why would you be scared
Yahkubs 10
Learn a good quality Harley Quinn voice. Then, next Halloween, She is the girl in a Joker outfit, and you are the guy in the 'sexy Harley Quinn' outfit. A comical reversal of the norm, plus, you'll both be able to act out the roles well. Then, after the costume party, you two can have a quite interesting and even more enjoyable evening of role-playing and love-making. A powerful and passionate memory that you will both be able to share forever. And if the unfortunate were to happen, and you two split up, no other guy will ever be able to top it. Game, set, match.
Ray_of_midnight 23
I think this is one of the best ideas I've ever read on here.