Shamu
United States
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Wasted
Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML
Username
United States
Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
meesa in big doo do dis time!
That one friend
Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML
Anonymous
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
ConfidenceShattered
Thanks guys
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
Anonymous
New Britain, United States
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Shrimpy
Today my girlfriend and her 3 friends walked in on me doing a solo performance on myself. They stood their quietly and videoed it unknown to me. And then afterwards laughed and made fun of how small I am. And to make it worse forwarded the video to everyone. Now everyone calls me shrimp. FML
brutality
Canada
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
fakelaugher
United States
Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
Notwanted
Where d'you all go?
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Top comments
SaltedSeaSlug 0
I guess they really aren't your friends, are they?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Whether or not you're heavy doesn't matter-- your friends shouldn't be rude to you! Get some new friends.
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Comments (139)
tykiej 0
Soak 'em with your blowhole!!
ashtonTS 0
I feel like this was intentionally dirty...
weirdzebra 4
Some of you guys are cruel. Just because they call OP shamu doesn't mean she has to go to the gym to please anyone. Op needs real friends who would love them for whomever they are. Also OP's fake friends are wimps for saying it behind the back.
randomnameflob 0
Real friends insult you to your face
she9909 0
got to agree with 19 IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!
2010smhill2010 0
wrong, but funny....your going to hell in a handbasket
Croco83 7
Look at it like this: Shamus is a killer whale, and killer whales are sexy. If your "friends" insist on talking shit behind your back, then they should find out what a 'killer' whale is all about. ;-)
Bonta_kun_fml 2
Because when they have sex, the kill their mates? Now that's what I call "Peer Pressure"
Bonta_kun_fml 2
Lol @ "Shamus". You should be ashamud of stepping out in public, FATTY
34karam06 0
Op pay no attention to them, I was always picked on by 'friends' too. I cant tell how old you are but elementary school is very stressful and many students are immature. Popularity gets you nowhere, so just stick to what you do best and dont let them get you down.
dansco 25
Maybe coz you're fat?! Its a bit tight of your friends but go with it and call yourself it, they'll soon get bored ;)
arsims7 0
Thats horrible
Silver791 0
If it makes you feel better, my friends call me baldo
randomnameflob 0
I doubt the OP feels better knowing you have a similar problem, Baldo.
kedaa09 0
is there a reason your still calling them friends??