Today my girlfriend and her 3 friends walked in on me doing a solo performance on myself. They stood their quietly and videoed it unknown to me. And then afterwards laughed and made fun of how small I am. And to make it worse forwarded the video to everyone. Now everyone calls me shrimp. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation." FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
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Ghostrui 31
As they had no permission to film you masturbating nor permission to pass the video around, you can take legal action against them. Time to hire an attorney and take them to court.
404wan 19
who the **** would do something like that... take them to court.
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Ghostrui 31
As they had no permission to film you masturbating nor permission to pass the video around, you can take legal action against them. Time to hire an attorney and take them to court.
MidnaLink 35
Law, yer up! But make sure you dump this bitch first.
doomsdayaddams 6
Your girlfriend is a bad person. Do not continue associating with her. You deserve better.
404wan 19
who the **** would do something like that... take them to court.
inappropes 31
What a ****. Perfect example of societies hypocrisy. This is super illegal and just ****** up in general. Flip the roles and people would not find it funny.
Charlie Given 28
Wow that's ****** up not to mention very illegal I would contact the social media site to have it deleted and I would report them all to the police and tell your GF she's a piece of shit for doing that,this could potentially ruin your life for future job placement and your reputation.
Aphrodite 20
Immediately press charges! That’s disgusting and i’m sorry you had to endure that. People are sick!
RichardPencil 32
Sorry about that, Shrimp. At least they don’t call you Pencil Dick — it’s hard to come back from that!
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
time to drag that cunty hoe's name through the mud
Sinshine 28
This is disgusting. There's NO reason to not sue them. Although they sound like they're 9 years old so maybe they're too young to prosecuted.