Shamu
United States
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Wasted
Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML
Username
United States
Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
meesa in big doo do dis time!
That one friend
Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML
Anonymous
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
ConfidenceShattered
Thanks guys
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
Anonymous
New Britain, United States
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Shrimpy
Today my girlfriend and her 3 friends walked in on me doing a solo performance on myself. They stood their quietly and videoed it unknown to me. And then afterwards laughed and made fun of how small I am. And to make it worse forwarded the video to everyone. Now everyone calls me shrimp. FML
brutality
Canada
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
fakelaugher
United States
Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
Notwanted
Where d'you all go?
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
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SaltedSeaSlug 0
I guess they really aren't your friends, are they?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Whether or not you're heavy doesn't matter-- your friends shouldn't be rude to you! Get some new friends.
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Comments (139)
jewels1877 0
Well. Don't wear black and white when you go swimming!
ashtonTS 0
Dont have a pic that makes it look like you're about to suck a dick. Enough said...
BWill9014 4
Anytime a girl takes a picture with their tongue put I face palm... it makes them look so stupid and unattractive IMO
BWill9014 4
*out
lilmisslovely13 15
umm i dont see a tongue. retard
italwaysends 0
You know what will make you feel better? Four cakes. Give it a shot.
10_4Franky 0
Now that's funny.
perdix 31
Aw, I'm sorry if it's because you are of mixed race--part black and part white. But if it's because you're fat, YDI! That's what your bathroom scale has been calling you under your feet for years. If only you could peer over your huge belly, you'd have known that your weight was getting cetacean!
TayonaC 10
she is?! aw that's awsome! in part black and white too. well with some Indian but still I barely ever here of people that are half and half where I live. that's cool op :) and u should talk to them about the name calling, it's not right...
chikachikawahwah 0
you don't catch on to sarcasm very well, do you?
ashtonTS 0
Is it just me, or us Tayona a ******* idiot?,
ashtonTS 0
Us it just me, or is Tayona a bit of an idiot?
Mewzakuro240 0
It's not just you.
xoxemily26 3
well are you fat?
ZackAttack20 0
ydi for thinking they were your friends
OCDC 9
Failwhale
TheDrifter 24
I would have thought the protesting sounds from the floor or the rumbling of the earth would have alerted you to your weight issues by now. Sorry about your insensitive friends op.
jbtheone_fml 5
take the hint fatty
sunnysurfchick 0
your a real piece if shit to say that to this young person. not just regular shit,your the runny stinky kind!
randomnameflob 0
Ironic pic is ironic
PeteyPablo12308 20
Omfg what pieces of shit!!! I'm sorry OP but those are NOT friends.