Shamu
United States
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Wasted
Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML
Username
United States
Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
meesa in big doo do dis time!
That one friend
Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML
Anonymous
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
ConfidenceShattered
Thanks guys
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
Anonymous
New Britain, United States
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Shrimpy
Today my girlfriend and her 3 friends walked in on me doing a solo performance on myself. They stood their quietly and videoed it unknown to me. And then afterwards laughed and made fun of how small I am. And to make it worse forwarded the video to everyone. Now everyone calls me shrimp. FML
brutality
Canada
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
fakelaugher
United States
Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
Notwanted
Where d'you all go?
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Top comments
SaltedSeaSlug 0
I guess they really aren't your friends, are they?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Whether or not you're heavy doesn't matter-- your friends shouldn't be rude to you! Get some new friends.
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Comments (139)
massagenist 0
do you have vitiligo ?
Premiersupporter 0
that can be fixed YDI you can lose weight, you can make better friends! suck it up and make your life better
figmo 0
sounds like you've got no friends, shamu. start hanging out with people where you're the skinny one.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
You've burned off .06 calories typing this FML with your fins. Great start!
acirenie 0
they're not very nice friends! let alone a true friend.!
DakotaCat 4
Has anyone noticed that Moby DICK is a SPERM Whale? Thar she BLOWS! He is also hunted by SEAMEN!
10_4Franky 0
It's fine 50, anyone could've made that mistake online. It's almost darn near impossible to read emotion with the way people type.
Acousticpixie14 6
#86 has a point though...although they should have just kept it to themselves.
letsgetouttahere 3
Sucks. My friends have loads of nicknames for me :3 They'd never call me something behind my back though. Your 'friends', they're not good friends OP. Not at all..
NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0
maybe its just because she has a really good body.... think about that