Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, I walked out to the parking lot and caught a homeless man laying a fat steamer on the hood of my car. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, I was walking home from when I passed an old woman sitting on the curb of Walmart begging for change. I gave her my last dollar and felt good about it. Five minutes later I saw the same woman driving away in a car. I don't even own a car. FML
Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML
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schwancy 2
Yea I can see how this would suck for YOU...
krdel 0
Leave Britney alone!!!
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Brittneyyyy 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You are a horrible person. And you made a typo.
btnhdude 0
is your last name Spears?
stormer461 13
Well you spelled your name with 4 Ys so I think your even with OP.
stormer461 13
*you're I never make that typo.
krdel 0
Leave Britney alone!!!
I_R_Genius 3
Well did you call 911? If not then your ****** because homeless guy is going to haunt you for the rest of your life. Oh and nvm....
pwincessa23 1
that's horrible. poor homeless person. did u help?
Brittneyyyy 7
Brittney, Brittneyy, and Brittneyyy were all taken, and no my last name is not Spears but I get that a lot >:(
NJXD 0
LOL
marmlr339 14
#10 your*** was the correct spelling.
FFML_314 12
No it wasn't, 28.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Great, that's one less hobo that I can now experiment on and act out my wildest fantasies with.
rebecca_k 0
rofl!!!!
FFyourLIFE 0
You are an inspiration! I love reading all the comments that you post. You and four or five other people on here are the reason I went ahead and made a profile! I hope that my comments will turn out just as witty and awesome as yours! :D
ColetteL 4
It's a fail so far.
Nick_1993 2
um 30 yes he was
afdude87 6
rofl@50
Ali_Br_fml 33
55, the first your was correct, the 2nd wasn't. you're is you are, & your is possessive. You are even. You're even, not your even... your even what? What would he/she have that's even, and what would it have to do with the spelling of a name? (I hate typing on iPods, and I'm not going to correct my capitalization errors...)
VinegarStrokes 0
26 there's no way in hell you've EVER been asked if your last name was Spears. I believe that would require you to look fairly like Britney Spears which would require you to be somewhat hood looking. I am also giving the benefit of the doubt to society by assuming that no one is stupid enough to actually ask you if your last name is Spears just because your first name happens to be Brittney. 31 god bless America! Am I right?
IgETbANNED 0
I want to strangle Anna...Only if i knew her Address!
naemaeri 0
Actually 61 people ask if my last name is Spears all the time thinking they are being funny and witty, even though I look absolutely nothing like her. Especially when I used to work in retail. Oh, and they also asked my best friend if her last name was Jolie (Angelina). People REALLY are that stupid. Where the hell have you been?
DocBastard 40
FFyourLIFE, since you're new here, let me give you some advice. When you say something to another commenter, give some indication whom you are addressing. I have no idea who your inspiration is right now.
04VWR32 6
California in the house. of course it involves homeless people. I guess either SF or LA
thirdtesticle 0
rough start for you
MrFerret 0
I hope that driver had hobo coverage on his insurance. That's why I always take extra precautionary measures.
pinkkCuteee 0
28, go back to school. Dumbass.
Yog_Sahaw 0
@65 (naemaeri): People are really stupid to ask your friend if her last name is Jolie, because that's not even Angelina Jolie's surname. It's her middle name.
magicstar 0
she was just trying to help the planet RETARD
rockerkid33 2
lol haha
FFML_314 12
I'm sorry, but you are not allowed to strangle me. You're dumb, 55.
ImaginaryFoe 1
How does giving a homeless person cash help the planet?
IgETbANNED 0
I used to think u were hot Anna,But the truth is that you're fat.
Brittneyyyy 7
#61, I do understand that I am not "hood" looking enough for you, but I like being me and I won't change. In addition, I actually have been asked many, many times if my last name is Spears. If you would like to see proof, please see comment #3.
infamousego 0
#30 ur pic pisses me off ur profile pisses me off and ur wrong about the your you're debate. I want to slap u cuz u think ur such a hardass. who the **** are u? who gives a **** about u? shut up u stupid simple bitch.
lilcosco 0
lrn2commas
lilcosco 0
also that was to 76
smiky14 0
she was trying to be a good person don't be a bitch...
Jesus_Christ69 0
I know I'm only fourteen, but I have a 90 in English. #28 is definitely right; #10's first your is correct not you're. You're means you are and you're name = you are name.... that makes no ******* sense to me. It's your* so stop hatin on 28.
Jesus_Christ69 0
sorry people I just read over the comment and saw he was correcting the your even. it is you're. and I think 28 just misunderstood like me.
epicboxgirl 0
Bitch
TheTerenity 9
Where is the typo?
Assassin342 0
And you are a ******* ****** ass douchbag dick sucking whorebag
belgium_fml 0
English isn't my native language and I know that
Bullet75 8
No it wasn't -_-
mandypandypants 4
How is this an fml??? On the bright side it wasn't you who got hit.
xxBrokenHeartxx 0
well, in these times you can save some money?(:
lostzairon 0
Fail much
schwancy 2
Yea I can see how this would suck for YOU...
White_Fury 0
You always make me laugh. Don't worry OP, I just see this as an epic win on all points. :)
iSitt 0
op should help pay that guy's medical bills.
heli110 14
No he shouldn't the person who hit the homeless should pay.
phatdaddy62 23
ummm. F His Life!
Shootamonkey3 0
SHAUN WHITE!!!
jacetopia96 1
holy crap lol I wouldn't like been in shock
jacetopia96 1
would've*
EpicPear 0
I can just picture this I'm my head...
maloriewatson 3
me too :(
d0gl0ver16 0
I know right... poor homeless man!! I hope god is protecting him right now!! =(
chokolatecandie1 6
FHL at least you tried to help
Falken45 0
well that's one less bum we gotta deal w/ anyways right
runepop 0
u suck
gregomania_fml 0
Falken45 is right. homeless people and tramps want to be where they are and they sponge money of everybody and make the town look shit. FHL. if that happened to me I'd create a website called WHT (Wonderful Hapening Today) and post it on it.
slappomatt 4
I agree. screw the beggars. if u give them anything but cash they throw it away. he deserved to get hit by a car.
calamito 0
I was homeless once. I was a teenager, ran away from a foster home I didn't like. Did that make me a tramp beggar? No. You shouldn't judge people until you've been in that position. It's scary to go hungry, sleeping on the corner or in a dirty alley-way. Try being more empathetic. I really hope the man who was hit is okay. Is he still alive, op?
rasta_pasta 4
Yeah, because a goodly portion of the homeless aren't people with mental problems that fall through the cracks of our glorious system. My uncle used to be one of those people 'til my mother made a concerted effort to make sure he was taken care, you piece of shit.
Blakem159 1
**** u person
krdel 0
Why is your life effed? I think the homeless guy's life is effed financially and his legs are effed from the car that hit him, probably, so really it's an FHL (H=a hobo's)
White_Fury 0
I think his life was effed financially before he was hit by a car...He IS a hobo after all. (H=hobo) ;)
8thor8 0
hey, now he can sue. that's how he can stop being a hobo
night_saint 5
and if he sues, it's not like he'd sue OP anyway. seriously OP... shit happens. you tried. you failed but so what... now move on