Today, as a teacher, I had a conference with the mother of a student who is struggling with behavior. Turns out the mom is the woman who does my Brazilian waxes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Today, I had to place a call home because a student was late every single day. The mom rudely replied, “Yeah well she doesn’t really like getting up in the mornings. Can’t you just wait and start class like 30 minutes later?” Now I have to have a conference with this spoiled brat and her mother. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. Apparently, she told her teacher about the “special massages” mommy gives her. I’m a licensed massage therapist, and I massage my daughter with lavender to help her sleep. Now everyone thinks I’m a weirdo. FML
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my daughter's headmistress, which I thought went well, until I was walking to my car past the open staff room window and I heard her say to other teachers, “Jesus, I can see where that brat [my daughter's name] gets her shitty attitude from… and her fat arse.” They all laughed. FML
Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Wow. How did that go? "I need to discuss Jonathan's behavior. He's refusing to do anything we tell him while he's in class, and causes disruptions in the cafeteria." "Uh-huh. Hey, it's been about a month since you last came in to see me. It must look like you invited a hipster to move in down there."
RichardPencil 32
Is the kid a hair-puller? I’ve heard that’s hereditary.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Wow. How did that go? "I need to discuss Jonathan's behavior. He's refusing to do anything we tell him while he's in class, and causes disruptions in the cafeteria." "Uh-huh. Hey, it's been about a month since you last came in to see me. It must look like you invited a hipster to move in down there."
RichardPencil 32
Is the kid a hair-puller? I’ve heard that’s hereditary.
PenguinPal3017 19
Wax on, wax off.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
find a new waxer otherwise she my take the news personal
Flutter_Lily 6
You need a new place to get waxed.
saberjpg 6
I'm a guy, and maybe that's the issue here...but I don't understand why this is a big deal. If she was your accountant, hair stylist, Zumba instructor, or you doctor, would you also feel awkward? You're just doing your job.
Lalala579121 28
If anything, I think it'd be way more embarrassing for the other woman.
Razell 13
And if the waxer took offense at the teacher doing her job, (and was completely unprofessional) she could make the next wax even more painful than they are rumored to be.
Davros 12
Must be pretty awkward arguing with someone who cleans out your lunch box.
pjsr 33
If she didn’t all her time with *******, maybe she’d stand up to her son and correct his behavior
poururheartout 17
Talk about developing a personal relationship with a parent
Xavier K. Valdez 8
Such a small world... lol