Today, I walked into Old Navy to buy myself a pair of jingle jammies. Save yourself the embarrassment: don't shake the jammies in the middle of the store to hear the jingling, because these jammies do not jingle. You'll just look like an idiot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML
Today, I picked out the perfect combination of clothes, making sure everything matched, before heading off to work. As soon as I walked into the office, my coworker asked, “Why are you wearing pajamas?” I had no idea that my "stylish" new pants were actually a pair of super baggy pajama bottoms. FML
Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
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t_fangz 0
Don't feel bad. When I saw the commercial, I thought they jingled too.
mandark 9
When people like you type like that, I want to smack them.
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Comments (70)
t_fangz 0
Don't feel bad. When I saw the commercial, I thought they jingled too.
neonokku 0
Yeah same.
Butterbuns 1
me too, unfortunately.
White667 0
I'm confused, why would jingling PJ's be a GOOD thing? Surely that'd make it impossible to sleep...
taoxyeuxmay 4
This fml was a waste of time. I can't believe it got through.
foork 0
then why'd u take time to comment on it loser?
Topasofmagic 17
Can someone help a lost soul and tell me what I'm missing here? •_•
smallfarmer3 0
when people like u talk i want to smack them
mandark 9
When people like you type like that, I want to smack them.
MissaWinde12 0
Well said, Mandark :)
blalien 0
I think this might be the weakest FML I've ever seen.
technicolourain1 0
agreed
another_guy 0
And your life is f***ed now? wow...
farhil 14
Would you prefer this? "Today, i was looking for a way to pay for the funeral of my late wife, but since we couldn't afford life insurance, I'm buried in debts and am screwed over for life. FML" The site is for amusement, not to read horror stories. Don't like an fml? Move on.
baby_gurl2405 0
y the f*** would they jingle? didn't u think it through tht tht'd be shit during the night?? *jingle jingle* "omg this is annoying" *jingle jingle* "ugh" *jingle jingle* "thats it! screw pajamas!" see how tht could majorly be an issue???
epic_phail 0
Is your "A" button broken? Or did they change the spelling of "that" and I didn't get the memo?
jibz 6
Seriously. You took the time to spell pajamas but you don't find it necessary to add the 'a' in 'that'?
DJP0N3 0
I dOnt wear pjs anyways I'm hot even without them I don't get how you ppl sleep in them
AndrewWeschke 9
It seems as if teaching you how to spell was a major issue as well...
wordgirl 0
It takes a LOT for me to click "YDI" on this site. You just got one, lol!
Maxwellminpin 19
And... Whats the point of this comment?
Skullcrusher 5
Who gives a flying freakin' rats ass?
lxclark 17
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
It may be my lack of coffee/crack-cocaine this morning, but this FML... Um, what was I going to type again?
turnedoffTVgrey 0
NO CRACK? How are you functioning right now??
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
WHAT? WHO THE F**K ARE YOU?!! (scratches arm frantically)
thinmint 0
who cares?
Starfire22 5
.... ......... ............... I'm just speechless...