Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been bedridden for the past two weeks. My boyfriend casually remarked that he understands now why some people cheat on their seriously-ill partners. Thanks for adding to the stress, sweetie. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for constant dizziness and insomnia, and was diagnosed with anxiety. I figured out that the main source of my anxiety is not my job but my boyfriend, who has avoidant personality, which makes him constantly refuse almost everything that I request. He's a guy who just doesn't know how to show his love. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, I realized the only time my boyfriend actually makes a little bit of time to see me is when I'm having a full mental breakdown/anxiety attack. FML
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LoveUJustinBiebe 0
dump the asshole! dump him!
FYLDeep 26
Worst Username Ever.
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Comments (192)
ctFIRE216 0
you Are high maintenance, being a hypocondriac is not an ilness, it's stupidity.
subieguy 0
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Imogen91 0
Josie?!?!?!?!
5lug 0
get rid of the illness.
Kelso_24 0
that IS high maintenance. doesn't mean it's your fault though
krissypoo 0
my guess is CF. am i right?
fuzz97 23
he's kinda right.
kevick93 0
OP, just because it's not your fault doesn't make it any less difficult on him.
annielove 0
keep fighting your illness. and BE FEARLESS. no one [especially a bloody backram like him] should get in your way of fighting this off. I have leukemia. I just recently found out a few days ago. my boyfriend promises to stay with me and I believe him, but I'll understand if he wants to part ways becuas I am a lot to take in I guess. lol. but Im going to live my life to the fullest as should you. keep going darling.
lalalaloveit 0
FYL for sure OP.