Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Strange terminology
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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KingOfOreos 0
he doesn't want to be bit durr lol
creamcheese724 0
****** dentata
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Comments (425)
nite66 21
Tooth, not teeth*
HomeAl0ne 20
It all stems from that incident where he caught his girlfriend masturbating with an electric toothbrush and she made up a dodgy cover story.
LibyMe 8
****** DENTATA!!! AAHHH! (if any of u had seen the movie Teeth u would understand the guys fear!!)
gabletz 2
I hope you have excellent dental health then... :D
Mirorbo 27
Gotta check for Succubus.
kristidgranger 3
I guess he watched ThSt movie Teeth then! haha. I've never seen it but heard of the movie. sounds cheesy!
musicfreak9821 6
… I don't get it …
Stevefett 0
I totally hate ****** teeth.
Thompyxxxxx 0
better safe then sorry.
rawrimacow 7
nothing wrong with being cautious XD