Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother not only told me that my ex-husband will be spending Thanksgiving with her and my dad, but that I'm also no longer invited to spend the holiday with my family. FML
Today, my mom is coming to pick up the Christmas presents we got for her and her husband. She won’t come inside or come within 6 feet, so she can be healthy when she goes down to the ex-wife’s parents house to hang out. The ex in-laws that hate me. Glad my mom chose them over me. FML
Today, my mum told me she would rather spend Christmas with her boyfriend than with her own family. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML
Today, besides the fact that I hate Christmas since my parents divorced, my mom told me she can't come this year with my sister because of no money. We even offered to pay for their tickets, but she won't come because of the "last minute" stress. Fuck this year. FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, I had the worst Xmas of my life. My wife has been screeching all day about my ex-wife being at a party, As if I invited her, or even had any knowledge of her being there. I even had to go outside to hide my tears of anger and frustration. This has been going on for 30 years now. FML
Today, I found out my ex got invited to our Christmas Party. I also found out that she got much more presents and money from my family than I did. FML
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
Today, I went over to my mother-in-law's house to have dinner. I was excited she invited me, since I thought she didn't like me. I ended up hanging her Christmas lights in a snowstorm while they had s'mores by the fire. FML
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Top comments
pinkp909 8
wth that's messed upp
IWABO2_ 0
Have your own party you don't need them to have fun
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Comments (79)
IWABO2_ 0
Have your own party you don't need them to have fun
CollegeGirl2010 0
ya good idea lol
Alpha35 4
Ho's before Bro's all day :P
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
seems a fair call, especially if your ex is hot I would do the same.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
go there anyway and confront her (in front of everyone) say "I want my family back" then burst into song "we are family. I got all my sistas with me" (is that how that goes?!) or sing mr. hudsons 'anyone but him' but replace him with her.
omgcookeys 15
the bro code clearly states bros before hos. you got it backwards there. Barney Stintson (Neil Patrick Harris ) ftw.
trippydoll 4
Well at least you dont have to buy her a gift.
pinkp909 8
wth that's messed upp
G15 0
Sounds like your mother likes your ex more, FYL
wolftastic 0
your mom was captain obvious when she was sucking me off, and pointed out that it was 11 inches. bitch!
CharlesScene 3
GGGGGAAAAAAYYYYY
Chichan_fml 0
Sucks man.. Next thing, you gonna stay home while they take the dog out!
Garytt 0
Just go and ruin her plan :D
iliveinthesky_fml 0
Crash that shit!!
Blue_Black_fml 21
I agree. Crash it and don't get anyone any presents! Afterall you're the unwanted guest so eat as much food as you can and make it awkward for everybody.
unidentified_sta 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Uninvited from Christmas? Wat. Anyone else notice OP's writing is kinda... crap?
mazzera_fml 7
so?
Shutuptroll 0
So? Without proper use of grammar, people could die!
unidentified_sta 5
You must not be familiar with the concept of the "wat" response to a statement that utterly confuses you. The general clarity of the rest of my typing should have illustrated that I'm not stupid. Don't rush to Nazi without thinking first.
sheenie942 3
fail troll
unidentified_sta 5
Nope. Assume what you think is implied rather than speak up, what a superior system.
nwkegan 0
Hypocritical of his own prose, or hyPER critical of the OP's?
glorialaura21 8
Haha! This debate is getting rather good...I'm on team Pendatik! (:
glorialaura21 8
This debate is getting rather good!...I must say, I'm most certainly on Team Pendatik! (:
destinydee123 0
okay thats a little hard to believe
Danny_B 4
Same with punctuation. "Let's eat grandma." "Let's eat, grandma." Big difference between the two. Punctuation saves lives too =).
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Agreed. Don't forget to get hammered drunk.
dancygal123 0
uninvite her to New Year's