Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML
Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML
Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML
Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
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cartmen73 0
Yikes! Don't get glued to a partner!
ICATiger 13
That's a sticky situation
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Comments (158)
cartmen73 0
Yikes! Don't get glued to a partner!
OhHushDear 11
^^ That's disgusting.
shanemaximo 7
They have gorilla glue. Bottle it and sell it, maybe as...clam glue?
attaboy368 20
gross but totally funny~
skyguy89 0
There once was a young couple named Kelly, who now live belly to belly, because in there hast, they used library paste, instead of petroleum jelly.
ravingroadkill 11
That's unusual? Oh crap...
Capt_Awesome137 0
1-maybe thats the plan...
43trauts 14
Just imagine if a guy was inside of her during these secretions. His penis would be glued to the inside of her vaginal wall! Penis captivus anyone?
TimeDisposalEngi 14
48 ahahahahaha win
Jonkbaby 23
op I hope you is girl or else this be really unusual
MissMae93 23
119 - "You is girl"? I believe what you're attempt at a comment should say is "you are a girl." Grammar is your friend, you should use it every now and again.
greatness101 0
Wow, 121. You should listen to your own advice. Makes you look real stupid when you make the same grammatical, punctual, and spelling errors.
GoLincecum 3
121, Don't bitch at someone for grammatical errors, when you completely ****** up that sentence.
rocklare18 7
She'd be walk around with her bf like that condom commercial
mattmadden 0
121- your not you're. I "believe" the tables are turned friend. (mysterious laughter)
witchdoctor1 9
Uhhh. I don't wanna know what kinda meds would cause THAT. Sounds worse than what you may have (whatever that maybe. I don't know)
attaboy368 20
yeah I was wondering what the heck she was taking and what the heck for too...gross and weird and I hope it isn't contagious!
missamazinggg 12
Because you can get it through the Internet
NuTrees 9
That is horrifying! Eh to have a glue like substance ooze out of your ****** and stick your underwear to your skin. Ehk what man made medicine can do to the body.
minisquid 9
DocBastard, can you tell us what this is?
TuLegit 4
Lol nice one mate!
JenDanielle917 13
I can imagine the horror through the internet.
crazyarsedfly 14
*shudder* Not sure I want to know what causes that...
djphoenix18 1
Thanks for ruining my day.
lovealwaysx 0
*pukes up the pancakes I just had for breakfast*
Fiskerz 0
Thumbs down because I want pancakes ;(
dlohoh978 8
Lol I had pancakes for breakfast!
biglittlehead 12
I had waffles!
vikskellington 0
Blue waffles?
quite_bored 9
*Pukes up pancakes you just had for breakfast*
RedPillSucks 33
Warm breakfast, anyone? Anyone?
ICATiger 13
That's a sticky situation
tifani322 13
That's.... Interesting. Have fun trying to unstick yourself :)
gary_bush2000 2
Hey that is pretty crazy
Pelreskovich 11
Unusual vaginal secretions.. Interesting, hopefully your boyfriend is into that.
FirstTigerHobbes 13
Vaginal secretion fetish? That's a new one :3
CaptainPickles72 18
Rule 34...
kelsey_katie 17
No exceptions. ^^
FYLorYDIohno 12
That would be a weird fetish
Fjeldfe 8
That's some weird side effects! Hope you're not going to be on it for long :/