Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
Did you have a stop sign? And did you stop? Was the other driver on the right there first? If so, then yes, you did break a law. The person on the right is supposed to go first IF they get there first. However, if you didn't have a stop sign (aka not a four-way-stop), then yes, that person was just being a jerk. This is why I recommend investing in dash cams. Had there been an accident, you could have easily proven that you weren't the one at fault.
Mato Fox 12
I was on a main road at the moment when I was going past him, so I was right. There are no traffic lights. Dashcam is a good idea tho.
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
Did you have a stop sign? And did you stop? Was the other driver on the right there first? If so, then yes, you did break a law. The person on the right is supposed to go first IF they get there first. However, if you didn't have a stop sign (aka not a four-way-stop), then yes, that person was just being a jerk. This is why I recommend investing in dash cams. Had there been an accident, you could have easily proven that you weren't the one at fault.
Mato Fox 12
I was on a main road at the moment when I was going past him, so I was right. There are no traffic lights. Dashcam is a good idea tho.
Yudith 28
Following you over the city to scream in front of your home is stalking behavior. The police might be interested in having a little chat with him. Especially if he does it twice.