Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I was leaving work to go home and ran into some people setting up an event in one of our rooms. In my socially anxious way, I told them they couldn’t use our equipment by saying my boss is a massive bitch. Turns out he knows my boss and disagrees. I hope he doesn’t say anything. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with the team I lead and some of the bigwigs. I was discussing our recent successes, when one of my underlings decided to be a clown and made a dumb pun. The bigwigs all snorted and one said, "The half hour of boring drivel was worth it for that." FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, yet again, despite the fact that I don't know anything about politics, I got roped into a political discussion with my roommates. FML
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Top comments
NorfolkDude 2
Ha, that's nothing. Once this girl was typing on the large projector screen in front of everyone and she tried to spell, "I count..." and well she dropped one letter by accident and this one dude couldn't stop laughing for about 20 minutes.
wallislewis 0
youre awesome.
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Comments (47)
wallislewis 0
youre awesome.
deathsupon1 0
He is.
Benpie 22
*you're
keitachi 0
LOL.
NorfolkDude 2
Ha, that's nothing. Once this girl was typing on the large projector screen in front of everyone and she tried to spell, "I count..." and well she dropped one letter by accident and this one dude couldn't stop laughing for about 20 minutes.
feven 32
Were you that one dude?
tuxedoandex 28
One time I was typing on my computer while it was connected to a projector and I accidentally went on Twitter. The things I have on Twitter.... dear lord.
relief_fml 0
wow, derrbear... you must be pretty oblivious and ditzy. think about it. "erratic election" replace the L with an R.
missbadluk 0
I was thinking the same thing. Wow.
kaileeyp 9
Thank you captain obvious
katwoman9 3
Haha I thought OP said erotic erection!! XD
paintedchocolate 30
Ellactic election? What's that supposed to mean?
shh_baby_shhh 0
Not only is it amazingly f***ed, but your delivery is brilliant.
pewp 5
absolutely amazing. i don't think it could have been worded any better. props
chouxpastryheart 0
lol. excellent delivery...thanks for letting us come to the conclusion ourselves.
AnneFTW 17
Haha! & you told it really well :D
effmalife 0
HAHAHAHHA erotic erection?
Etc80 0
HAHAHA And to #4: Another HAHAHA! Ingenious. And I løve the way you worded it.