Today, I agreed to spend the evening walking around an antique tractor show for my dad and sons, but I’m bleeding too much to stay out of the bathroom more than an hour. I’m violently ill from it, and I already have a bum knee and asthma, so I don’t know how I’m going to pull this off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, trying to exercise and be more healthy, I went for a walk but I developed a friction thigh rash. The rash is so bad I will likely not be able to get on another walk for days. FML
Today, my parents told me I have a bunch of chores to do today, no excuses. I have severe diarrhea and can’t leave the toilet. FML
Today, I’m having knee surgery. I can’t drive for the next week because of the heavy duty pain killers, so my mom told me I'll have to walk to and from school. It’s only a couple of miles. FML
Today, I asked my parents to babysit my kids for an hour so that I could visit the doctor for my asthma, which has worsened over the past two days. Apparently I'm a bad mother, and it's OK if I stop breathing, but shouldn't leave my kids to go out alone. My husband was at the gym the entire evening. FML
Today, i managed to carve an hour out of my daily working-from-home grind to get some exercise and fresh air, only to spend all of that time stuck in the bathroom trying to take the same shit. I fucking loathe having Crohn's disease. FML
Today, I had an hour-long massage, meditated for while and was finally feeling good. Then I had to call an ambulance for my idiot father who had managed to get alcohol poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
Today, after over a month of running to lose weight, I can’t walk without crying from the shooting pain in my legs. My husband is upset that I won’t go to the grocery store, make his lunch, or go hiking with him. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
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Warp1978 15
You're bleeding too much, tell your husband and stay at home. The tractors will be there next year.
Hangryko 32
Just tell them you're leaving. Look after yourself first. Yudith is right, go to a hospital.
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Warp1978 15
You're bleeding too much, tell your husband and stay at home. The tractors will be there next year.
Yudith 28
Better still, go to the hospital. Sounds like you're pissing liters of blood.
taylor_b22 7
This is a thing once a month for many females if you aren’t aware, some of us just bleed more than others
RichardPencil 32
They're antique tractors,man! Antique! ******'! Tractors! The excitement will be so intense you'll forget your health issues. Wow! Tractors!!!
Hangryko 32
Just tell them you're leaving. Look after yourself first. Yudith is right, go to a hospital.
taylor_b22 7
*im a single mom of four*
Becky Samuel 6
Use your words. If you're old enough to have kids then you're old enough to behave like an adult.
EBrogen 12
Better off being up front and chill at the house. It doesn't mean they can't go, but it'll be worse for everyone if you're not up to it.
Mike Baird 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
don't be disgusting.
Hangryko 32
What century do you live in, Mike?
Vesi 30
Having heavy bleeding is not disgusting,. it's life for *every* female gendered body on this planet. WTH is wrong with you? You might want to go to some sex ed classes and lose the antiquated attitude about female bodies.
Mike Baird 5
I just threw up a little...thanks
Vesi 30
OP, I've had this issue. Please talk to your gyno about what's happening. It's possible you have an issue with occasional ovarian cysts.
tey21 15
please see a Dr. I had the same issues. I had to see a Dr to get help.