Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
laundry day again...
United States
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Eloy Ymer
Netherlands
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
alyssac11
United States
Gonna need that channel name
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
hannieannie
Psychopath's joke
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
I'm screwed
Calgary, Canada
Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML
RightInTheFace
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
wantmeasandwich
Mumbai, India
I said WHAT?
Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Bae Caught Me Slippin
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Username
United States
Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML
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Doortje 30
Where can I find this channel? Give us the link! :D
Ninjafriends 1
It's not just youtube... he forgot to tell you that you're doing this walking in the nude. Accidental **** star.
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KingDingALing 9
Just film him jacking off, show all his friends, and call it even.
Plumppotato 3
unless they like his form, and ask for some tips. then you just made him even cooler! also, why would they watch it?
backdownbreh 0
ppl rnt fags liek u k?
EricJ 3
Do you take sleeping pills? If so, maybe if you stop taking the pills, you won't sleep walk.
mimiforever 0
Hahahahaha, im sorry but what is the name of video?
perdix 31
Do you sleep nude? If so, you might have ended up on one of the sister sites: YouPorn or RedTube.
mrmystery96 0
Has anyone wondered how she found out? Perhaps she was googling herself, in which case, the narcicistic (hope i spelled that right) OP deserves this.
Cass3m0 0
Cause that's **** star dancing! (My Darkest Days, anybody?)
Barette_fml 7
I'm too lazy to look it up, but I do want someone else to. Links!
_rockaholic_ 0
Link or it didnt happen
perdix 31
I'm already back. The three parter "My Sleepwalking Girlfriend" by vader421 I found wasn't it -- they were Americans, not Brits. Hopefully someone can do better.
rattusrattus 19
Fake it! Start vacuuming lampshades, doing the macarena to the imperial march, etc etc.
therealsuperman 0
yeah she's probably good at faking it already anyway
kellyjelly2013 0
bahahahahaha!
theonlysweetpea 10
Probably why you shouldn't move into a place with a man who isn't your husband. Good luck with that!
RedPillSucks 33
Why do you think being married would have stopped him from doing that? Do you really think there aren't any married jerks?
rattusrattus 19
There aren't any married LOBOTOMISED jerks! But you could say the same thing about unmarried lobotomised jerks. It's two bits of twisted metal and a bit of paper; it's not gonna stop your SigOth from being a bit immature at times. Oh my goodness, I just said 'SigOth'.